are currently available<\/a>:<\/strong><\/p>\nPaint my muscle car prune color, please!
\n“It’s a cult…” “They worship blue oysters.”
\nStop talking, Johnny Longbow!
\nThere’s something Arch Hall Jr. about her…
\nRock ‘n’ roll Martian
\nRailing kill!
\nThen I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest! But I’m not an alien!
\nMRxL!
\nMaster Ninja theme song!
\nJoike
\nI’m a Grimault warrior!
\nJoel vs. Mike flamewar veteran
\nDish of ice cream? Don’t tempt me!
\nNow, when you seek pink, you’re gonna think: we’re doomed.
\nYou’re a stupid, smelly little dummy, who will never get any ham.
\nYour agonizer, please
\nI’m not going back, Jim!
\nBad touch!
\nIt is balloon!
\nI’m sending you a Banner-gram.
\nCan’t we get BEYOND Thunderdome?
\nBrought to you by the Booze Council, because booze really satisfies.
\nBrain has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
\nBring me a sampo!
\nDoes this bug you? I’m not touching you.
\nBUZZ OFF, KID!!
\nI’m Cherokee Jack!
\nChili peppers burn my gut.
\nAs we left the clam flowage that day…
\nWill there still be a clown in the sky for me?
\nCoffee? I LIKE coffee.
\nTurn your crank to Frank.
\nYou’re weird, which results in creativity.
\nI saw the little creature!
\nWhat’s that girl? Dad’s hurt? Down in Deadrock Canyon?
\nIt’s a Daktari stool!
\nI thought you were Dale!
\nI am danger to myself and others!
\nAs elusive as Robert Denby.
\nThe dog’s meat, have you seen it?
\nDroppo, you’re the laziest man on Mars!
\nDull surprise!
\nEarth vs. Soup
\nI killed that fat barkeep!
\nThis is where the fish lives.
\nFlag on the moon…how did it get there?
\nAh! Flying elves are back!
\nOh, for fun
\nFocusing my attention on the good and beautiful.
\nGentle pressue.
\nGlenn was fifty feet tall!
\nA small gold man was reading to me from a dirty book.
\nWell! That could’ve gone better.
\nHe’s got a tree! That’s not the Godzilla we know!
\nGo to bed, old man!
\nYeah, here I go! Vroom!
\nHe learned too late that man is a feeling creature
\n“Hello!” “Thank you!”
\nHe tampered in God’s domain…
\nHELPING CHILDREN THROUGH RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT
\nHooray for socks!
\nHOTCHKA!
\nHum didda hee-hee hua-hua …
\nOh, sure, I can see how…HUH?
\nYou do it. I’m bitter.
\nI sing whenever I sing whenever I sing…
\nIt’s fun when there are things!
\nI had Jell-O today…
\n“Jiminy,” says Johnny, “if only I could get a ride in one of those!”
\nWhy doesn’t Johnny care?
\nIt’s just a show, you should really just relax!
\nIt is so klandinktu!
\nKnew your father, I did!
\nLeave the Bronx!
\nLemback is staying!
\nIf you’re like me, and I know I am…
\nPlenty of lip and tongue action.
\nTo love like the hu-man…
\nOnly love pads the film.
\nNo, no, you got it all wrong: Love should be musty and hurtful.
\nDo you realize a robot just sang a love song to a turtle.
\nLove wears a mask…a tight leather mask.
\nBy this time, my lungs were aching for air.
\nNo, Lupita!
\nMars, extending us a welcome!
\ntHe MaStEr WoUlDn’T aPpRoVe!
\nChief? McCloud!
\nWhoooo iiiiiiss Merritt Stoooooone??
\nMom… ‘m I nuts?
\nWe can’t have nice things.
\nAnd he didn’t steal no bike, neither!
\nNo dancing. Not allowed.
\nThere WAS no monster!
\nThis is no place for convertible!
\nNormal view, normal view, NORMAL VIEEEEEEW!
\nThat nosewheel feels mushy!
\nHe’s not Merritt Stone!
\nI call no way!
\nThat’s one unstable octopus.
\nSam, my patent papers are at a slight angle!
\nI sure hope he said peanuts!
\nPotatoes are what we eat!
\nI wish I had that pretty mind back!
\nPuma? Puma!
\nOn life-long quest like Sinbad. Shot myself out airlock. Never returning. Ham in fridge. — Crow.
\nRex Dart, eskimo spy!
\nExtreme rice!
\nThe right people will get it.
\nRock climbing, Joel.
\nSaaaaaandstorrrrrrm!
\nSargassum! Weed of deceit!
\nWhat about scarecrow’s brain?
\nShakin’ the bushes, boss.
\nShine your love!
\nOh, I hate to shoot a butt like that!
\nShtemlo!
\nShut up, Iris! I tell ya, shut up!
\nSLEEEEEEP!
\nDern smoochers on my property!
\nWell! There it is. Spankings all around, then!
\nNo springs!
\nSTAAAAAAAY!
\nStay pink, soft and oily!
\nBite me, I’m a toaster strudel!
\nYou’re stuck here!
\nThank you, won’t you?
\nThat square bugs me! He really bugs me!
\n…the hell?
\nBeen hittin’ the Thighmaster, Torgo?
\nWhaddaya think, sirs?
\nThis seemplifies everything.
\nTickle Me Carlo Lombardi doesn’t like to be
\nTime for go to bed!
\nThe high court may well sentence you to TORCHA!
\nEverything you touch you destroy.
\nTrumpy! You can do stupid things!
\nTurn down your lights (where applicable)
\nToday is dedicated to Uranus.
\nWatch out for snakes!
\nWeird. Yeah, I guess that is the word for it.
\nWhat sin could a man commit in a single lifetime?
\nI wanna decide who lives and who dies.
\nWhy don’t they look?
\nIt’s yer move. Go ahead on.
\nYour weapons are useless against me!<\/p>\n
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