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<\/a><\/p>\nMovie<\/strong> (1973): A sketchy gang of fortune hunters join forces to travel to an exotic island in search of a cache of pearls.<\/p>\n Host:<\/strong> Emily.<\/p>\n Opening: <\/strong>Emily’s bots try ASMR but GPC2 is not helping. Invention exchange:<\/strong> The mads have a toothpaste for hideous plants with teeth. Emily has invented mech hands.<\/p>\n Segment 1:<\/strong> Emily pitches the East Eddie SAT Prep Guide, 70s Dirtbag Edition. Later, Jonah checks in on Emily and she has some criticisms of the lack of show host cooperation.<\/p>\n Segment 2:<\/strong> Crow is the emcee for the game show “Milk & Honey.”<\/p>\n Segment 3:<\/strong> Emily and the bots attend EddieCon.<\/p>\n Close:<\/strong> Emily raps “Mother Crabber,” which features the debut appearance of the smaller and more lightweight GPC 2. Max joins the rapping; Kinga gives it a thumbs down.<\/p>\n Thoughts:<\/strong> TOM<\/strong> KINGA<\/strong> Robot Role Call: Cambot! TOM<\/strong> ALL<\/strong> \u2022 This episode was made available on April 29, 2022 to Kickstarter backers and on May 8, 2022 to Gizmoplex users.<\/p>\n \u2022 This marks the debut of a second cast. In addition to Emily, there are new versions of the bots, Crow (Kelsey Ann Brady; the first female in that role), Conor McGiffin as Tom Servo and Yvonne Freese as GPC.<\/p>\n \u2022 What do I think? Well, overall, it’s too early to be sure. My first impression is that Emily seems the most natural, both in the theater and in the host segments. Kelsey Ann seems a little nervous but that may fade as we go on. I’m not ready to write the second cast off.\u00a0 I’d give the episode a B-plus (they get the plus for how wracked with nerves they had to be).<\/p>\n \u2022 I used to regularly mention LOTR references when they did them and it’s nice to see they’re still doing it (although LOTR is no longer the boutique reference it once was).<\/p>\n \u2022\u00a0Stinger:<\/strong> “What happened?” “Some mother crabber set a trap.”<\/p>\n \u2022 Callbacks:<\/strong> “Can’t we get beyond Atlantis?” (Laserblast) \u2022 Fave riff:<\/strong> “Early Venmo was sweaty.”<\/p>\n \u2022 Honorable mention:<\/strong> “I think the horn speaks for all of us.” Also: “Island Tinder” and “Sleazebags, assemble!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\n Movie (1973): A sketchy gang of fortune hunters join forces to travel to an exotic island in search of a cache of pearls.<\/p>\n Host: Emily.<\/p>\n Opening: Emily’s bots try ASMR but GPC2 is not helping. Kinga and Max admire the new “Simulator of Love,” built by lonely Gizmonic Institute worker Emily Connor. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-episode-guide","odd"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33337"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33337\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33363,"href":"https:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33337\/revisions\/33363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nKinga and Max admire the new “Simulator of Love,” built by lonely Gizmonic Institute worker Emily Connor. Then they strand her there.<\/p>\n
\n\u2022 A couple of lines of the theme song are slightly different in Emily eps. Here’s her version:<\/p>\n
\nIn the not-too-distant future
\nNext Sunday afternoon
\nThe evil Kinga Forrester
\nRan her empire from the moon
\nHer latest plan was the Gizmoplex
\nA twisted scheme based on stolen specs
\nNow she’s pulling the strings from the old Moon base
\nAnd she’s back to her experiments with prisoners out in space<\/p>\n
\nI’ll send them cheesy movies
\nThe worst motion picture wrecks (la la la)
\nThey’ll have to sit and watch them all
\nAnd we’ll stream them at the Gizmoplex! (la la la)
\nNow keep in mind they can’t control
\nWhere the movies begin or end (la la la)
\nThey’ll have to keep their sanity
\nWith the help of their robot friends<\/p>\n
\nCambot: And, action!
\nGPC! GPC: Which one?
\nTom Servo! Tom: That’s me.
\nCrooooow!<\/p>\n
\nIf you’re wondering how they eat and breathe
\nAnd other science facts\u00a0(la la la)
\nThen repeat to yourself, “It’s just a show
\nI should really just relax!”<\/p>\n
\nFor\u00a0Mystery Science Theater 3000!<\/p>\n
\n“BANG!” (Cry Wilderness) “Hikeeba!” “That was a lot of money back now.”<\/p>\n