{"id":8343,"date":"2010-12-18T08:30:37","date_gmt":"2010-12-18T13:30:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/?p=8343"},"modified":"2010-12-17T20:04:55","modified_gmt":"2010-12-18T01:04:55","slug":"weekend-discussion-thread-what-would-you-get-a-character-in-a-msted-movie-for-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/?p=8343","title":{"rendered":"Weekend Discussion Thread: What Would You Get a Character in a MSTed Movie for Christmas?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p id=\"top\" \/>An alert emailer who does not give his or her name suggests, following up on the recent thred in which we asked which MST3K character would you invite for Thanksgiving dinner&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230;What gift would you give an MST3K character for Christmas? I would give Heathcliff, the mugging moron from &#8220;Batwoman&#8221;, a cyanide tablet and a suggestion to use it immediately.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Okay, a LITTLE harsh (but only a little). I was thinking something more along the lines of my choice: I would get Kenny some long pants.<\/p>\n<p>What would be your pick? Money is no object!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p id=\"top\" \/>An alert emailer who does not give his or her name suggests, following up on the recent thred in which we asked which MST3K character would you invite for Thanksgiving dinner&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;What gift would you give an MST3K character for Christmas? I would give Heathcliff, the mugging moron from &#8220;Batwoman&#8221;, a cyanide tablet [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-msties","odd"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mst3kinfo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}