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Weekend Discussion Thread: Your 5 Favorite Movies

Kevin did a thing on RottenTomatoes.com where they coaxed out of him his five favorite movies. It’s a great read.

So, let’s hear it from you! What are your five favorites?

Me? Sigh. As he says, for anybody who loves movies, it’s hard, but here goes:

1. The Philadelphia Story–good God I love […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: Seeing the ‘Mitchell’ Ep for the First Time?

Well, we’ve finally gotten around to episode 512- MITCHELL in the episode guide rotation, so let’s talk about it. Were you a fan then? Where were you when you saw it? (My story is in my episode guide comments.) What did you think? If you weren’t a fan then, what did you […]

Best. Bathroom. Ever.

If you’re in the Myrtle Beach area and like craft beer, you might want to visit The Bottle Shop in Conway. And before you leave*, be sure to check out the “Lava-TOR-y.” There, you’ll find what is possibly the Best. Bathroom. Ever.

Designed and built by local patron Eric Hall, the “Lava-TOR-y” is accessible to both […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: Most Useless Law Enforcement

Alert regular “Smoothie of Great Power” suggests:

I re-watched Wild Rebels last night and had the thought, “You know, out of all the useless police in these movies, these guys are the worst. At least even the ones in Manos didn’t get killed off left and right like this.” So, what’s the most […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: Stingers from Shorts that Might Have Been

Alert regular Sitting Duck suggests:

There have been a few occasions where an episode’s stinger used a clip from the short instead of the feature. So what scene from a short not used in a stinger do you think is stinger-worthy? I’m going with, “Why don’t they look?” from Last Clear Chance in […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: MSTed Characters with Your Name

Alert reader Danzilla proposes:

This week’s episode discussion (Girl in Lovers Lane) reminded me of something that makes the episode particularly funny to me: Big Stupid’s hooker-obsessed, hobo buddy is named Danny, which is, of course, my name! While I am neither hooker-obsessed nor (at least currently) a hobo, I get a huge […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: The STOOOPIDest MSTed Movie Character

In one of our recent Episode guide comments sections, we were discussing how STOOPID Jimmy from “I Accuse My Parents” was, when alert regular “Littleamishboy” suggested:

Gee, there’s a lot of competition though … Crayola Hat Guy, Doctor Ski Bum. the entire Japanese military/scientific establishment (“The monster called Godzilla is destroying the city! […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: MSTed Movie Character Dating Profiles

Alert regular Fart Bargo suggests

Dating sites are popular these days so I thought that it would be interesting what characters of the MST3K universe might write up about themselves on one of these sites. An example would be June Talbot AKA The Leech Woman.

Wanted Young Men for casual dating. Rich […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: When Hell Started Bubbling Up for You

I want to start this one by saying: NO POLITICS!!! GOT IT??

Okay. Our pal Timmy says:

I just watched “Eegah!” (and since it was talk about this past Thursday) and I thought when did hell bubble up for you all? For me, (besides when the show was cancelled in 1999), it was […]

What Did You Think?

Theater about half full in Dickson City (outside Scranton). Lots of laughs. I’d forgotten about all the bad acting in this thing. Fave riff: “Leave…the…bait.”

Sampo from the Guv’mint.