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Weekend Discussion Thread: Evil Baseball Promotions

Spring training has begun, and our pal Timmy suggests:

So i was watching “The Girl in Lovers’ Lane” and the Mads had evil baseball promotion night ideas. I was thinking what would your evil baseball (and will include other sports) promotional night ideas? Mine are: free coffee drink with a shot of ipecac […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: Oscar-Quality Remakes

AlbuquerqueTurkey suggests:

“Who would take “Creature from the Black Lagoon,” and its sequel, “Revenge of the Creature,” and reimagine them into a new movie which would win the Oscar for best picture? (Answer: Guillermo del Toro, apparently.) What MST movie would you reimagine/reboot into an Oscar-caliber movie, and how would you do it?”


Weekend Discussion Thread: MSTed Mysteries

Our pal “Yeti of Great Danger” suggests:

Mystery Science Theater Mysteries, things/people/events from MST’ed movies that were never explained and made no sense, even for a bad B movie. Some of these things may have been explained later in interviews, etc., but if someone was watching the movie for the first time with […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: ‘It’s a little known fact…’

Alert reader Stacy suggests:

How about a game of “It’s a little known fact?” For example, it’s a little known fact that if you caught him in the right mood, the Master WOULD approve of something. Or it’s a little known fact that Rowsdower once drank a light beer.

Is this a […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: Band Names

Our pal Timmy opines:

In “Here Comes the Circus,” Tom says, “It’s Thomas Edison and his electric child.” I thought: That could be a band name.” With that in mind, what riffs could be a name of a band?

Let’s hear ’em!