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Weekend Discussion Thread – Episode Guide, First Draft: 1113- The Christmas that Almost Wasn’t

Movie: (1966) Santa has to get a job — as a department store Santa — to earn money to pay his overdue rent bill.

Opening: Jonah wants to sing a Christmas carol, but picks the one song people don’t know the words to Invention exchange: Kinga still plans to marry Jonah, but […]

Weekend Discussion Thread – Episode Guide, First Draft: 1112- Carnival Magic

Movie: (1981) A clairvoyant magician and his talking chimp become a carnival sensation.

Opening: Tom is giving a TOM Talk Invention exchange: Kinga announces her wedding; J&tB have Yeasta Pets; The Mads have Flavor Sweat Segment 1: Carnival barker Tom presents Markov & Alexander.” Segment 2: Highway patrol Tom & Crow exchange […]

Weekend Discussion Thread – Episode Guide, First Draft: 1111- Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II

Movie: (1989) In-name-only sequel to the previous movie. Three kingdoms have been overtaken by three evil lords and only Tyor, a teenage boy with magical powers, can restore peace to the land.

Opening: It’s raining and nobody can go out and play Invention exchange: J&tB have GIF Notes; the Mads have Punt […]

Weekend Discussion Thread – Episode Guide, First Draft: 1110- Wizards of the Lost Kingdom, Pt. 1

Movie: (1985) In a fantasy kingdom, a wizard’s son and a warrior battle an evil wizard.

Opening: Max makes a fascinating discovery Invention exchange: J&tB have Verbal Smoke Bombs; The Mads have the Sponsor Clock Segment 1: Reasons Kor got the name “conquerer” and explanations for Kor’s face after killing four guys […]

Weekend Discussion Thread – Episode Guide, First Draft: 1109- Yongary Monster From the Deep

Movie: (1967) Earthquakes in Korea turn out to be the work of Yongary, a prehistoric fire-breathing reptile who’s headed for Seoul.

Opening: J&tB are having their weekly dream journal meeting Invention exchange: J&tB demonstrate their tiny desks; The Mads have Hitler Coffee Segment 1: J&tB discuss astronauts and the music they like […]