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Episode guide: 1111- Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II

Movie: (1989) In-name-only sequel to the previous movie. Three kingdoms have been overtaken by three evil lords and only Tyor, a teenage boy with magical powers, can restore peace to the land.

Opening: It’s raining and nobody can go out and play Invention exchange: J&tB have GIF Notes; the Mads have Punt […]

Episode guide: 1110- Wizards of the Lost Kingdom

Movie: (1985) In a fantasy kingdom, a wizard’s son and a warrior battle an evil wizard.

Opening: Max makes a fascinating discovery Invention exchange: J&tB have Verbal Smoke Bombs; The Mads have the Sponsor Clock Segment 1: Reasons Kor got the name “conquerer” and explanations for Kor’s face after killing four guys […]

Episode guide: 1109- Yongary Monster From the Deep

Movie: (1967) Earthquakes in Korea turn out to be the work of Yongary, a prehistoric fire-breathing reptile who’s headed for Seoul.

Opening: J&tB are having their weekly dream journal meeting Invention exchange: J&tB demonstrate their tiny desks; The Mads have Hitler Coffee Segment 1: J&tB discuss astronauts and the music they like […]

Episode guide: 1108- The Loves of Hercules

Movie: (1960) Herc gets involved in palace intrigue in the nation of Ecalia.

Opening: J&tB are binge-watching “Wings” Invention exchange: Tom Servo has the fried turkey dunk tank; the Mads have the Mexican jumping bean beanbag chair Segment 1: Jonah, tied to a wall, endures People’s Throwing Court Segment 2: J&tB discuss […]

Episode guide: 1107- The Land that Time Forgot

Movie: (1974) During World War I, a German U-boat sinks a British ship and takes the survivors on board. After veering off course, the submarine arrives at the unknown land of Caprona, where the crew finds dinosaurs and neanderthals.

Opening: It’s Gypsy’s birthday! Invention exchange: J&tB have “M. Night Shyamalan Living” Magazine; […]