With the spate of superhero movies this summer, and the success of Avengers, who would comprise your “MST3K Avengers”? I think my team line up would be: The Indestructible Man, Puma Man, Eegah, Commando Cody, and Beverly Garland just because she’s Beverly Garland! (every team needs a strong female character, and she’s the pick of the MST3K litter on that point) Of course, a team needs a foe. Perhaps they band together to stop a rampaging Colossal Man, or the Phantom of Krankor? I can see quite a bit of fun to be had with this idea.
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It seems obvious. From FUTURE WAR: The Plaid Avengers!
Maybe they’re helped from their orbiting Help Team: God, Debbie Reynolds and Sting from SPACE MUTINY.
dont know if its already been mentioned but hat about the ickyelf gu from girlin gold boots his ability to teleport in and out of scenes could be useful, and what supervillan wouldnt tremble at the thought of having beer poured over them.
I propose an all-blond beefcake team: Dave Ryder(with inspirational screeching), Ator(with his gadgets), Warden Jerk from Giant Leeches (or his bland counterpart from 12 to the Moon), Peter Graves from ‘Beginning of the End’ (complete with Tommy-gun); Sam Casey (actually has a super-power, invisibility), maybe Reverend Tony from ‘Ready for Marriage’ to provide the mind-control and wisdom.
ok. i’m thinking..
Jet Jaguar replacing Iron Man
Adam Chance replacing Hawkeye
ilya muhramet replacing Captain America (he is the man with the plan afterall.)
Babs replacing Black Widow and
the luvable Lobo as the Hulk.
their enemy is the unholy trinity of Ro-man, Krankor and the sweater dress guy from ‘The Eye Creatures.’
oh yeah, replacing Nick Fury… Klien!
My line-up for the initial Avengers Team:
-Ator
-Blast Hardcheese (AKA the original Captain America)
-“Gunslinger” Beverly Garland
-Prince of Space
-Puma Man
-T. J. Geronimo
As for the villain, I’d go with either Fu Manchu or the Master from “Manos: The Hands of Fate”.
MST Avengers Team Charlie:
Cheesesteak (master of timeliness), Cornjob, Conan (Escape 2000; provides silent footwear), Claus (espionage agent), Cordite Four (Starfighters), Cane Miro (Gunslinger), and Chase Winstead (Gila Monster; aka Nitro-man).
Watch them battle the Doughy Dozen: General Short-Hair (Starfighters), Lumpy-face (Teen-age Crime Wave), [Insert Coleman Francis character here], Mr. Butter and Squinty (Daddy-O), Fats (Sidehackers), Big Bavarro (Rocky Jones), [Andre-the-Giant/Michael Caine guy in Danger Death Ray], Curator of the Black Lagoon (Terror from year 5000), Grandpa (Teenagers from Outer Space), Michael (Manos), and Private Ogler (Eye Creatures).
With cameo appearance by the Uncanny Inefectives: Sheriff Jeff (Gila Monster) and his sidekick Shirtless Dick (Bride of the Monster).
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ok i do have an issue with Cap screaming like a woman. secondly, who in your group will be responsible for keeping Geronimo upright and awake?
Angry, sub-literate punchy guy? Eegah.
Technology-using guy? Prince of Space.
Patriotic hero? Smash Lampjaw. (He actually played Cap on the small screen!)
Bad girl gone good? The Kitten (with a whip!)
Strong, exiled alien? Ken (the Fugitive Alien)
Master of a very specific weapon? That guy who tried to kill Ken (special weapon: forklift)
Heroes:
Hercules (Super strong Greek/Roman demigod, always good in a superhero group)
Prince of Space(He’d actually make a good superhero, also)
Torgo (Knee powers)
Vadinho(In addition to his being in every way cooler and more competent than Pumaman himself, beating up waves of Kobras’ goons while Pumaman hops around, resisting the mask’s mind powers, launching his own successful assault on Kobras’ headquarters when Pumaman’s failed, etc., in the un-MST’d version, he lifts up the rear of Tony’s car to prevent him from getting away and proceeds to tear his way into Tony’s car.)
Ator(A skilled and highly resourceful fighter, able to invent and make hang gliders and bombs in mere minutes.)
Villains:
The Master(Apparently immune to bullets and has mind control powers)
Dr. Vornoff(mad scientist type. Always good villains)
Kobras(Mind control mask was effective against everyone except Vadinho.)
Diabolik(He was the hero of the movie, but lets face it, his deeds show he is a villain)
Phantom of Krankor(Has the bad guy evil laugh down pat)
While the Good Guy teams vary, it’s clear to me the villain of choice should be Coily, the evil imp who’s utterly diabolical magic has somehow vaporized all the springs in the entire world. (whistle-Hoot!!!)
The key to defeating him will doubtless have something to do with the team finding the long lost Sampo and harnessing its salt-generating capabilities as a source of SODIUM. (insert diabolical Muhahaha here).
Japan’s version
Prince of Space because weapons have no effect on him
Space Chef (I mean)Chief if the enemy is ineffective
Star wolf Ken CAUSE HE’S STUCK HERE!
Gamara he’s friend of children
Pepe for the female
They’ll be headquartered at Mighty Jack with the drugy guy as Nick Fury
Story:Krankor,The Neptune Men and Lord Halkon team up to invade Earth (aka Japan).Our heros fight them off with special help from a drunken Captain Joe who flies the Baccus 3 into the enemy and blows up
Swedish-Finnish-Russian version
Illyia Moramets for throwing stumps
Lemon Kinnin because he’s a failure
Sinbad (HE’S NOT SINBAD!)
Jack Frost because anybody who touches his magic septor will never wake up (NOT REALLY)
Nastinka for the female
Story:Kaleem and his tugar’s team up with Loki the witch to invade Kalavala(WHEREEVER THE HELL THAT IS).Our heros fight them off with the special help from Ivan(cymble fist)riding his 3 horse carage into the enemy and blows up
Mexican version
Samson because he’s fighing at the arena
Santa Claus he’s a jolly old guy
The Aztec Mummy
Rebeca for the female
Story:Pitch and the Vampire Women team up and invade Mexico(WHO CARES).Our heros fight them off with the special help from all the children in Santa’s work shop flying the wind up sleigh into the enemy and blows up
My team would be comprised ENTIRELY of Zap Rowsdower. No one else need apply.
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I salute your warped mind. I suppose your American team would have Nitro-Boy from Giant Gila Monster crash his car into the enemy and blow up.