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Weekend Discussion Thread: Tweets from MSTed Movie Characters

The oft-reliable Sue brings in another good one:

If MSTed movie characters tweeted. May I offer up:

The dog’s meat, have you seen it? #WorstMarriageEver

Ebzolootly fessinating. #Wahrwilf

My first thought:

He’ll never touch you, Terri, you’re dirt. #skank

Have at it!

158 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: Tweets from MSTed Movie Characters”

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  1. HauntedHill says:

    I’m tired of pills, send up a milkshake! #KidnappedClaus

    or

    No more sulfur water, please… #Stillfakingit

       7 likes

  2. ck says:

    Santa’s second tweet about pill dinners:

    “Oh hell, I’ll make my own dinner soup. Just give me some
    chicken, chili, green peppers, onions, veleeta, rattlesnake…”

       6 likes

  3. Steve K says:

    He tried to kill me! #Forklift

       27 likes

  4. robot rump! says:

    need change for fifty #sexpoodle

       6 likes

  5. Kansas says:

    Tell frat boys to stop sending their keys from the past! #FaceStealer 5000

       3 likes

  6. Jay says:

    “Go ahead on!” #Goosio

       14 likes

  7. Saherrin says:

    @Buzz You up? #mrbnatural

    Number five LOL #jokeoftheday

    Tom Stewart killed me #Vi

    Care? I just can’t even… #johnny #earthquakes

    Trip to see dad is totes bitchen’ #Kathy #AlienLA

    Anyone know a big&tall store near Griffith observatory #colGlen

    BRB the women are gown wrestling #Torgo

       7 likes

  8. Kenneth Morgan says:

    Tony Farms is chosen one. We’re in big trouble. #Vadinho

       6 likes

  9. Garza says:

    Is there beer on the sun? Just gotta mullet over. #ROWSDOWER

    I hope Paul is at this place #PaulIsYouHome #ThisIsAbsolutelyFascinating

       11 likes

  10. Dr. Erickson says:

    RT if u luv fresh woodchips in yer underwear & the piercing scream of a freshman! #NotAkiller

       5 likes

  11. Garza says:

    My mother doesn’t like you. #unprovokedcopmockery
    Well, I don’t like your mother. #hateskids
    Why not? #IsThatCheetoDust
    Why not? #CanIshoothim
    No, why not? #REPEATGAMEON
    No, why not? #DamnKids
    Why are your repeating what I say? #REPEAT
    Why are your repeating what I say? #2canplay
    I’m not. #NewTactic
    Well, I’m not. #SHUTUP
    You are. #WINNING
    Buzz off. #QUIETKID
    What? #REPEAT
    What? #REPEAT
    What did you say? #MakeAFatCopAngry
    What did you say? #CanIShootHisBike
    Did you say something? #FatCopFatCop
    Did you say something? #REPEATING
    You said buzz off. #ChildhoodInnocence
    You’re lying through your teeth. #Boozeneedbooze
    You’re lying through your teeth! #Foodinhisteeth
    Buzz off, huh? #STFUKID
    Buzz off! #TONIGHTONCROSSFIRE
    Buzz off, kid! #MITCHELL

       14 likes

  12. XZB says:

    Steve? #Steve

       17 likes

  13. XZB says:

    “Eh, well ok. #Approved” @TheMaster420

       1 likes

  14. Steve K says:

    Flag on the moon. #HowDidItGetThere?

       23 likes

  15. mthead says:

    It stinks! #betterthanbeeber

       9 likes

  16. AJR says:

    Bet my henchmen #Sampo could get 1 million RTs. RT if you love #Sampo! @FinWitch

       4 likes

  17. Murdock Hauser says:

    AHAHAHAHA…. #YOU’RE STUCK HERE!

       8 likes

  18. AJR says:

    Accidentally fell in with Mob. #shoesalesman problems #essayidea #iaccuseparents @theJimmyOlson

       11 likes

  19. ck says:

    If you are an unauthorized viewer of ‘Overdrawn at the Memory Bank we are legally required to report this violation viewing the film! #MandyTechSupport

       6 likes

  20. HauntedHill says:

    From my wife:

    Come down today for a Giant Spider Invasion of savings! #Meinards

    Unfulfilled giant locusts are drowning in the lake, WTF? #ConfusedChigago

       16 likes

  21. Stoneman says:

    And I didn’t steal no bike neither! #futurepsychcase

       11 likes

  22. AJR says:

    Great invention and fairly gullible? Be a #Gen-Cor innovator! @JKRobertson

       7 likes

  23. snowdog says:

    Write it down this time. Chicken, corn, onions… *sigh* peppers. #StewRecipe

       9 likes

  24. AJR says:

    @Thong, the stew is ready! #AtorDaDestroyer

       4 likes

  25. TurkeyVolumeGuessingGal says:

    That’ll put some sukie in your dukie! Wooooo! #RidingWithDeathAnnoyingCrackers

    This is where the fish live
    #MelissaStrickland

       2 likes

  26. David Mello says:

    Settled into Valley Lodge, but I swear the bell hop is peeping #Torgo
    Should’ve stayed in shoe store inatead of getting stuck in mob #IAccuseMyParents
    I’m tweeting with my mind, and my crazy fiance doesn’t suspect #JanInThePan
    I’m gonna miss the Hitler Building. Thanks a lot, #SpaceChief. #NeptuneMen

       3 likes

  27. Thom Sirveaux says:

    I do not approve. #themaster

       9 likes

  28. AJR says:

    Eat @AlsDiner. Hamburger sammiches&fries. Drifters welcome. Closed Sun.

       4 likes

  29. Comfort Fulton says:

    You’re horrible and I hope you all die!! #evilevilevil

       9 likes

  30. ready4sumfootball says:

    @CMeacham “Dig this crazy mixed up plumbing!” #ThingsMyKidsWouldSay

       5 likes

  31. dafs says:

    This is where the fish tweets

       5 likes

  32. TheAngryBanjo says:

    ThErE Is No WaY oUt Of HeRe. It’Ll Be DaRk SoOn. ThErE Is No WaY oUt Of HeRe. #It’LlBeDaRkSoOn

       7 likes

  33. AlbuquerqueTurkey says:

    Prepare to die! #HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

       2 likes

  34. Travis says:

    What kind of sin could a man commit in a single lifetime to bring this upon himself? Asking for a friend

       8 likes

  35. robot rump! says:

    mmble mrermmbmle mrr #paperchaseguy

       7 likes

  36. jedicrippler says:

    My nuts? #mom
    Trumpy can do stupid things. #snuffleupagus

       4 likes

  37. Green Luthor says:

    This will simplify everything! #HowFortunate

    @Godzilla A Tree? #SoUnlikeYou

       3 likes

  38. MarcusVermilion says:

    Robots are destroying the house! #Gumby
    Lupita, no! #SantaClaus
    What happened to the sun? #Annikki
    Lots of things. Chicken. Corn. Green peppers. Chili. #Johnnylongbow

       3 likes

  39. Bob (NotThatBob) says:

    My room looks like a tornado hit #trumpydidmagicthings

       3 likes

  40. The Mighty Untrained FOOZLE says:

    Ladies Night at The Pullman! Hope there’s no interdimensional shenanigans this time! #cabotcabotcabot

       3 likes

  41. Terry the Sensitive Knight says:

    AJR:
    Accidentally fell in with Mob. #shoesalesman problems #essayidea #iaccuseparents @theJimmyOlson

    Trouble with mob. On lam. #AccusinglyYours

       5 likes

  42. Goshzilla says:

    Saherrin:
    Number five LOL #jokeoftheday

    Close the thread, you won. :laugh:

       3 likes

  43. Terry the Sensitive Knight says:

    Think yew cin take me? Go ahead on. #ItsYourMove

       3 likes

  44. robot rump! says:

    my tony can sing circles around all of them. #luvstruckiris
    shut up iris! #onmywayuptonyt
    he don’t need no rest #stillluvutony!
    i tell ya shut up iris #impeakingtonyt
    get a load of that?! #gettincheesediris
    um..how about we rob charlies for old time sake? #washeduptonyt
    i kind like that moony guy now. #soovertony
    I’M GONNA MOON U! #shotthatfatbarkeep

       2 likes

  45. XZB says:

    I regret saying it. I didn’t have the authority to make that call. #TheLakeIsntThatBig

       3 likes

  46. Mibbitmaker says:

    He learned too late that man is a feeling creature… #TooLongForTwitter

       4 likes

  47. MarcusVermilion says:

    A mysterious green light kept me from crashing my jet! #DrCalMeacham

       3 likes

  48. Kenneth Morgan says:

    Helped scare Paul. Oh wow! #KathyHookerWear
    Paul hit by moon rock. Oh wow! #KathyHookerWear
    Went to folk rock concert. Oh wow! #KathyHookerWear
    Paul not feeling well. Oh wow! #KathyHookerWear
    Paul now monster, killing people. Oh wow! #KathyHookerWear
    Paul dead, killed by Johnny. Oh wow! #KathyHookerWear

       9 likes

  49. robniles says:

    Chief? #mccloud

       14 likes

  50. fry1laurie says:

    This is where the fish lives. #CARNATION ICE CREAM.

       2 likes

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