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Weekend Discussion Thread: Tweets from MSTed Movie Characters

The oft-reliable Sue brings in another good one:

If MSTed movie characters tweeted. May I offer up:

The dog’s meat, have you seen it? #WorstMarriageEver

Ebzolootly fessinating. #Wahrwilf

My first thought:

He’ll never touch you, Terri, you’re dirt. #skank

Have at it!

158 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: Tweets from MSTed Movie Characters”

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  1. Thomas K. Dye says:

    You’re all horrible! I hope a tree falls on you! #DestroyPlantLifeInTenWords

       3 likes

  2. Thomas K. Dye says:

    @abby What kept you? You’re some gal.

       3 likes

  3. Thomas K. Dye says:

    @phantomofkrankor How many times do I have to tweet this? Your weapons are useless against me.

       8 likes

  4. Murdock Hauser says:

    Earth starts shaking . #IDon’tCare.

       5 likes

  5. @SheilaA – “What underwear should I wear today? My picnic underwear? It’s not like any1 will see it.”

       3 likes

  6. David Mello says:

    @roxiesdad Watch out for snakes!
    What’s worse, a boyfriend who’s a caveman or a boyfriend who’s got a weird face #Eegah

       3 likes

  7. Pulatso says:

    I just passed my kid brother on the highway. Stupid cop never said not to tweet and drive! #stupidcop #stupidtrain #lastclearchance

       8 likes

  8. Pulatso says:

    Hey, has anyone seen my record? I had it right here. #neputunemenproblems

       8 likes

  9. Flying Saucers Over Oz says:

    Pedro. Stuck up tree. No powder. No flower to disappear. Get Merlin! #HAAAAAAAAAALP!

    Santa, why have you never brought me any pretty dollies? Don’t you like me? #Fightingurgetoshoplift

    Nastinka, where are you? #lostinsnowbank

       3 likes

  10. radioman970 says:

    Gamera is a friend to all children. #turtlepower #MNTstinks

       7 likes

  11. Bob (NotThatBob) says:

    My vent figure exploded #ham

       2 likes

  12. spacface69 says:

    Just won an essay contest! #loveyoumomanddad

       3 likes

  13. JCC says:

    @FosterBrooks-san
    #Maybe
    #It’s
    #The
    #Flying
    #Saucer
    #That
    #I
    #Heard
    #Them
    #Talk
    #About
    #So
    #Much
    #Late
    #ly

       5 likes

  14. Geoff says:

    About to meet the cult that I used to be a member of back in the day #BeerOnTheSun

    This guy is falling at a 60 degree angle #HeFliesLikeAMoron

    I’m being paid to talk vaguely about interesting sites in Puerto Rico #Progress!

       5 likes

  15. JCC says:

    @frankdouglas
    There was no tweet. #short#pearshaped

       6 likes

  16. Joseph Nebus says:

    I was so dead this morning. I miss any #spaceMutinies or anything?

       4 likes

  17. OnenuttyTanuki says:

    Peaceful Purposes #Deathray
    I want a coke daddy #Helen
    Don’t give Mikey the matches #Auntie McFrank’s Tangleberry Inn.

       2 likes

  18. JCC says:

    @maxkeller

    hablabnbva vggafvfb bfgganinjamaster! #hamster

       4 likes

  19. snowdog says:

    @LDriscoll I hear you’ve grown quite a moustache while I as on vacation! #Movember

       6 likes

  20. Flying Saucers Over Oz says:

    jiwefjoipad#fgvmjd

    Response:

    @Kurt use other hand when tweeting #eyeroll #betternotbeaboutthinginclosetagain

       3 likes

  21. Son of Peanut says:

    Mr. Beardsley? #skinnyredhead
    Mr. Beardsley? #skinnyredhead
    Mr. Beardsley? #skinnyredhead
    Mr. Beardsley? #skinnyredhead

       5 likes

  22. JCC says:

    @MoonBeastPoliceCaptain

    WHATEVER #hookedthumbs

       2 likes

  23. AFFA says:

    @Valeria: Yew and yawr dahterr ah doomed! #DarkOneRules

    @HomeEconMajorAlumni: Kegs were tapped, men were used. #GoodTimes

    @Ilmarinen: My new bro-in-law is already a failure. #WorstWeddingEver #Failure

    @BettysGrampa: Room for rent. #NoAliensThisTime

       2 likes

  24. JCC says:

    @BettysGrampa Hrd to tweet wthout imbex fnger! #newzoorevue

       4 likes

  25. Doug Glassman says:

    Spoiler alert: there WAS no monster! #epicfail #boooooo #WhoKnewTheGiantSpiderInvasionWasOneOfBillRebanesBetterMovies

       3 likes

  26. Mibbitmaker says:

    @Giant Gila Monster #LegUp!

       3 likes

  27. MaxKeller says:

    It’s almost as if….our weapons have no effect on him. #PrinceOfSpace # NegativeScratches

       4 likes

  28. ServoTron3000 says:

    Help me. #Armageddonblinddude

       5 likes

  29. Charles says:

    XZB:
    Steve? #Steve

    NOT EVERYONE IS STEVE #notsteve

       3 likes

  30. rose from nj says:

    You kids today with your tweets, your rock & roll and your hula hoops. I have no idea how tweeting works, but I’m laughing out loud at the posts.

       6 likes

  31. Cornjob says:

    @Looking through the rings of Saturn #IHopeIdontstartmelting

       2 likes

  32. Terry the Sensitive Knight says:

    There was no monster #CrappyEnding @MenOfCourage

       3 likes

  33. Cornjob says:

    @Squaring off in a mental game of chess with a bunch of ants #Antmaster

    @Why don’t we just step on them? #Whaletalker

    @I’m about to sacrifice myself to a bunch of smart ants. I hope they’re gentle #Barefoothorserider

       1 likes

  34. Pulatso says:

    I’M COOOOMMMMIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!! @deltaknights #imcoming

       7 likes

  35. Cornjob says:

    @Time to tie up Hestia again #MeangirlFireMaiden

    @I hope the girls strap someone else down on the sacrifice BBQ this week. The grill always leaves a weird pattern all over my back and butt #Grillgirlhatesgasbombs

    @EEEIIIIIAAAAEEEUUUUU #Burntmimelookingforconsonant

       2 likes

  36. Cornjob says:

    @That last scene was goofy. I’m glad we weren’t in it. #Drivingthroughseasons

       3 likes

  37. Cornjob says:

    @I hope nothing goes wrong with the Plutonium bomb test #GLennManninghasagreatlife

       6 likes

  38. Garza says:

    Keep calm and GO AHEAD ON. #GERONIMO

       3 likes

  39. Cornjob says:

    @There’s no way they can nuke this army base twice in the same day #Notlettingthemruinmyday

       1 likes

  40. Cornjob says:

    @There’s tiny chunks of my alien boyfriend all over me #Whatacrappyday

       1 likes

  41. Cornjob says:

    @No dancing
    #Notallowed

       5 likes

  42. Cornjob says:

    @Does this haircut make my head look like a moldy skull?
    #Humanoidwoman

       2 likes

  43. Cornjob says:

    @Bite Me
    #Itsfun

       4 likes

  44. AJR says:

    So sleepy, I can barely stay awake #WatersOfForgetfulness #SReevesISHerc

       1 likes

  45. Cornjob says:

    @I KNOOOOWWWWWW!
    #Sharktopusfood

       2 likes

  46. Cornjob says:

    Why does my head hurt?
    #Rubberbandman

       1 likes

  47. Cornjob says:

    My name is Cornjob.

    #MasterofDarkness

       4 likes

  48. Cornjob says:

    @Time for go to bed

    #MrLoboRisin

       4 likes

  49. Stupid Repulsive Anteater says:

    RT for Daisy the baboon, favorite for the anteater #OATMB #dopple #spendyourcredits

       2 likes

  50. Cornjob says:

    @If you’re like me…

    #IknowIsuream

       3 likes

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