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Weekend Discussion Thread: Nicknames of Movie Characters

Alert reader Sitting Duck asks:

During the course of a film, the riffers will sometimes refer to one or more characters by (usually derisive) nicknames. Which of these are your favorites? Mine come from Time Chasers, where crooked CEO J.K. Robertson is referred to as “Bob Evil.”

My pick: “The Load” in “Mole People.”

What’s yours?

85 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: Nicknames of Movie Characters”

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  1. Jon says:

    first one that comes to mind is Big Mclargehuge from space mutiny, but there is also about 100 more from that episode

       6 likes

  2. Murdock Hauser says:

    All of Dave Ryder’s nicknames.

    Beat PunchBeef
    Big, Brave Brick of Meat
    Big McLargeHuge
    Blast HardCheese
    Blast ThickNeck
    Bob Johnson
    Bold BigFlank
    Bulk VanderHuge
    Brick HardMeat
    Buck PlankChest
    Buff DrinkLots
    Buff HardBack
    Butch DeadLift
    ChunkHead
    Chunky
    Crud BoneMeal
    Crunch ButtSteak
    Dirk HardPec
    Fist RockBone
    Flink
    Flint IronStag
    Fridge LargeMeat
    Gristle McThornBody
    Hack BlowFist
    Hunk
    Lump BeefBroth
    Punch RockGroin
    Punch Side-Iron
    Punt SpeedChunk
    Reef BlastBody
    Roll Fizzlebeef
    Rip SteakFace
    Slab BulkHead
    Slab SquatThrust
    Slam
    Slate Fistcrunch
    Slate SlabRock
    Smash LampJaw
    Smoke ManMuscle
    Splint ChestHair
    Stump BeefKnob
    Stump Chunkman
    Thick McRunFast
    Touch RustRod
    Trunk SlamChest
    Whip SlagCheek

       34 likes

  3. sol-survivor says:

    Big Stupid in “The Girl in Lovers Lane”.

       17 likes

  4. Garza says:

    Zap Actionsdower!

       3 likes

  5. Danzilla "Cornjob" McLargehuge, Student of Kaijuology says:

    Gonna have to second “The Load”. Kills me every time. Also, “Wormy” from Gunslinger.

    And every time they refer to a character as “Cooky the Clown”, I completely loose it. “Hoooo hooo, Cooky’s at it again! Oh, Cooky…”

       7 likes

  6. David Mello says:

    Who else but “Jan In the Pan” from “The Brain that Wouldn’t Die?”

       16 likes

  7. Jay says:

    Boggy Creek II –

    “Twig Boy”, the shirtless wonder. Otherwise known as Charles B. Pierce’s little boy. Not to be confused with the other Little Creature.

       4 likes

  8. Pemmican says:

    Don’t forget that Cameron Mitchell’s character in Space Mutiny was “Captain Santa Claus.”

    In Red Zone Cuba, Coleman became Curly the Stooge at many points in the riffing, even devolving into a nature documentary riff near the end.

       8 likes

  9. twirling tibby says:

    What else? Corn Job! From “Gamera vs. Guiron.”

    And My Cheese Steak! From “Colossus and the Headhunters.”

       14 likes

  10. The Mighty Untrained FOOZLE says:

    “The Fish-Lipped Guy” from “The Band That Played ‘California Lady'”. A two-fer!

       12 likes

  11. The Mighty Untrained FOOZLE says:

    Also from Space Mutiny: “Lobster Boy”.
    And from Hobgoblins, “Frankie, Sniffles, Bounce-Bounce, and The Claw”. Slays me every time.

       12 likes

  12. Abrabra Navelnite says:

    Johnny Longbone!

       16 likes

  13. Garza says:

    Farmer Squarehead, “The Touch of Satan.”

       4 likes

  14. hamlet fan says:

    Monkey Boy :monkey2:

       10 likes

  15. Droppo says:

    Creepy Girl!

       15 likes

  16. robot rump! says:

    Machiste as ‘my cheese steak.’

       5 likes

  17. Apollonia James (yeah right) says:

    Definitely Big Stupid, as mentioned above!

    Also “Rasta, the kooky dred clown” from Zombie Nightmare. It’s not a running joke through the movie, but still a hilarious nickname :-P

       4 likes

  18. rose from nj says:

    Jabba the Husband

       6 likes

  19. Green Switch says:

    Can’t forget about Toblerone from Escape 2000 or Pile-on-Pete from The Painted Hills.

    Those have to be some of the greatest MST3K nicknames that originated from profound misunderstandings.

       9 likes

  20. VeryDisturbing says:

    Definitely:

    Bob Evil
    The Load
    The Paper Chase Guy

       8 likes

  21. Kansas says:

    I liked it when they referred to the guy swinging his guitar at the Creeping Terror as El Kabong. You can’t go wrong with a Quick Draw McGraw reference.

       5 likes

  22. Wes says:

    skin snag
    whizz bang
    Can I get some more water?

       5 likes

  23. Jay Walden says:

    No one’s done this one yet so I will. YAK BOY!!! a.k.a. Critter from GIRL IN GOLD BOOTS!

       8 likes

  24. Son of Peanut says:

    Continually referring to Coleman Francis as “Curly” throughout Red Zone Cuba was just great. It only got funnier as the film went on.

    An honorable mention to “Weenie Man” from This Island Earth.

       10 likes

  25. rose from nj says:

    Leonardo de Wet Pants, Leonardo de Nothing-O, Mary Tyler Less, The Coffee Guy, The Creeping Newlywed

       6 likes

  26. MarcusVermilion says:

    Blast HardCheese’s girlfriend “Grandma Daughter”.

       7 likes

  27. Kali says:

    Rocky Jones: “Oh look, it’s Pumpkin Head!”

       1 likes

  28. “Rick Astley” for the communications officer on the bridge in ‘Space Mutiny.’ It was only in one line, when Mike has Captain Santa saying, “Whaddaya got for me, Rick Astley?” but he really does look like him.

    I think if I were playing Crow’s game of adopting a catch phrase, that would be mine. I use it around the house when someone in my family calls for me. “Whaddaya got for me, Rick Astley?” I think I want that on a t-shirt.

       7 likes

  29. Green Luthor says:

    It was in a host segment, but when they recreated the opening titles for Cave Dwellers, they called the bad guy “The Evil John Saxon-type Guy”.

       4 likes

  30. ready4sumfootball says:

    If I remember correctly, there’s at least two characters they refer to as Colonel Sanders lookalikes, one in Gamera as “Japanese Colonel Sanders” and another is one of the apes in Time of the Apes. Interesting how Colonel Sanders has become relevant again lately. I think MST3K sort of proves that pop culture works in cycles like that.

       3 likes

  31. Flying Saucers Over Oz says:

    Petey Plane!

       10 likes

  32. EricJ says:

    Kali:
    Rocky Jones: “Oh look, it’s Pumpkin Head!”

    Er, that was Commando Cody?
    “It’s the adventures of Jack O. Lantern, Private Eye!”

    Green Switch:
    Can’t forget about Toblerone from Escape 2000 or Pile-on-Pete from The Painted Hills.
    Those have to be some of the greatest MST3K nicknames that originated from profound misunderstandings.

    “Let’s find Pile-On (Pilot) Pete!”
    “And pile on him! :) ”

    The third greatest misunderstood name, of course, is Officer Kondo, aka Kon-chan, aka Cornjob. (Possibly misheard “Corncob”?)
    “And don’t call me Cornjob, my name is Kondo!”
    “…Master of Darkness!”

       2 likes

  33. robot rump! says:

    i can’t believe i forgot ‘little man’ or ‘wormy’ from ‘Gunslinger.’

       3 likes

  34. Louisville Slugger says:

    All good picks, but I gotta go with Big McLargeHuge

       4 likes

  35. Thom Sirveaux says:

    Torgo: the Knees of Fate

       1 likes

  36. I like “Electrician” from Devil Fish.

       4 likes

  37. Sitting Duck says:

    @ #27: It was Commando Cody whom they referred to as Pumpkin Head (though it might have been Pumpkin Boy).

    Another favorite from Time Chasers was Bob Evil’s lackey Matt being called Pink Boy.

       3 likes

  38. jaybird3rd says:

    Jean-Claude Gosh Darn from “Future War”
    Bob Ovalhead and Icky Elf from “Girl in Gold Boots”

       9 likes

  39. dubcity says:

    Arch Hall Jr. = “Cabbage Patch Elvis” in Egah.
    Also, the female lead in Devil Fish was referred to as Farrah Fawcett Minor. Not sure why that one came to mind, lol.

       13 likes

  40. From ‘The Painted Hills, Pile-on Pete (before they found it was Pilot Pete all along.)

       5 likes

  41. Dan says:

    Did Watney Smith from OUTLAW ever get a nickname, or was he simply too annoying & repulsive to deserve the honor?

       2 likes

  42. Dan says:

    Has anyone mentioned Lobster Boy from MUTINY IN SPACE or & from CRASH OF THE MOONS?

       4 likes

  43. Charlie says:

    Haven’t seen it mentioned yet, but Bob Jackass for the smarmy niche store reviewer from Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders.

       8 likes

  44. MSTie says:

    Droppo:
    Creepy Girl!

    Yep, Creepy Girl FTW!

       5 likes

  45. Terry the Sensitive Knight says:

    Ineffectual Chicken-Headed Bachelor AKA Space Chief

       4 likes

  46. servomademesayit says:

    “C’mon, Grandma Dried Apple Head…”

       8 likes

  47. Mr. B(ob) says:

    Paper Chase Guy for Robert Ginty in Warrior of the Lost World. I love the fact that they know the actor’s name, it’s clearly on the credits, but they refuse to say it and just call him “the guy from Paper Chase” the entire movie.

       13 likes

  48. Nuveena says:

    “I’m Bob Boxbody!”

       8 likes

  49. Cornjob says:

    Big Stupid is hard to beat.

       7 likes

  50. RedZoneTuba says:

    The Gesture Professor

       5 likes

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