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Weekend Discussion Thread: What If You Were Indestructible?

Our pal Timmy sez:

I just watched The Indestructible Man. In host segment 2, Joel ask the bots: what you do if you were indestructible? I would be used as a punching bag by Floyd Mayweather, be shot out of a cannon into a brick wall and would tap dance across a mine field (dress up of course).
So what would you all do?

I think I’d go to the woods and taunt a bear. It’d be fun!

You?

60 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: What If You Were Indestructible?”

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  1. Dan says:

    I’d see to it that Lembach stayed once & for all. That bloody Darby!

       5 likes

  2. Basil says:

    I would watch all of the movies and shorts shown on Mystery Science Theater 3000 … without JOIKE and the Bots. If I could do that, I would truly be indestructible.

       3 likes

  3. Satoris says:

    robot rump!: wow…so you become indestructible and you’re first thought is to beat on an old man with a heart condition? why not warm up by beating the crap out of your old man and/or grandfather?

    I’d have Cheney shoot me in the face like he did that other guy.

       9 likes

  4. Into The Void says:

    E – Just E:
    I would travel to the Middle East to frustrate ISIS.It would drive them insane that they couldn’t behead me.

    Yeah, but bear in mind that the C.I.A. have an immense “black budget,” and all the time in the world to plot/plan as they’re 100% unaccountable and well beyond ANY legal/constitutional oversight re strategic perpetuation of a PHONY WAR.

       2 likes

  5. Dave RawBeanz says:

    I’d go rock climbing. “hey, I can see my house from here”

       2 likes

  6. Erich says:

    I would castigate Mike Nelson for his sorry excuse for a mustache, then, after he shaves it off, blithely suggest he grow one.

       3 likes

  7. JCC says:

    GregS:
    You took the words right out of my mouth!

    Ohhh it must have been while you were kissing me!

       0 likes

  8. Happenstance says:

    robot rump!: wow…so you become indestructible and you’re first thought is to beat on an old man with a heart condition? why not warm up by beating the crap out of your old man and/or grandfather?

    *your*

    My target was very specific, suggesting reasons. (Thousands of reasons, really.) Sorry if this hurts your butt.

       1 likes

  9. Ray Dunakin says:

    I’d go to a ballgame during their promotional “Free Schnapps & Tire Iron” double-hitter.

    Afterwards I’d savor an Unhappy Meal, followed by some Hard Pills To Swallow, while relaxing in an Agony Booth.

       3 likes

  10. Mike says:

    Cover myself in live measles viruses and march into the homes of every ant-vaccine parent. That’ll show ’em.

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