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Mary Jo & Bridget in their First Full-Length RiffTrax…

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14 Replies to “Mary Jo & Bridget in their First Full-Length RiffTrax…”

  1. Jay says:

    Question for Mary Jo –

    Does it take away from George Clooney’s “charm” when his head bobbing is hidden inside a helmet? It’s all lost on me, being a manly man. – A Fan In Central Texas

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  2. MSTie says:

    I must not be womanly enough. George Clooney doesn’t do a thing for me. More of a goes-for-the-rugged-look-such-as-Sean-Connery type, I guess. Still, this looks like a hilarious riffing outing.

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  3. Kenotic says:

    Wait, is MaryJo talking about the Trader Joe’s in St. Louis Park, MN? It’s the only one I’ve been in where I thought I’d better have my will notarized before entering.

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  4. Johnny's nonchalance says:

    Kenotic:
    Wait, is MaryJo talking about the Trader Joe’s in St. Louis Park, MN? It’s the only one I’ve been in where I thought I’d better have my will notarized before entering.

    I figured it was the one off Lexington Parkway in Saint Paul. They have a kamikaze parking ramp.

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  5. Doc says:

    Kenotic:
    Wait, is MaryJo talking about the Trader Joe’s in St. Louis Park, MN? It’s the only one I’ve been in where I thought I’d better have my will notarized before entering.

    That’s every Trader Joe’s parking lot. All of them are Thunderdome.

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  6. Lavendare says:

    RiffTrax.com has also posted a new short riffed by Mike, Kevin, and Bill called “On Guard – Bunco!”

    Enjoy. :-)

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  7. EricJ says:

    Doc: That’s every Trader Joe’s parking lot. All of them are Thunderdome.

    (Wait, do you mean Thunderdome, or Bartertown?)

    That’s weird, we have one TJ’s stuck out in the middle of nowhere, stuck onto the outer rim of a big indoor-mall parking lot, and the parking’s just as flat as the rest of the rest of the surroundings.
    Don’t think I’ve ever even seen a life-endangering Trader Joe’s (and that even includes a few city-storefront ones), so I must lead a very sheltered college-town life away from the Minnesota wilds.

    Jay:
    Does it take away from George Clooney’s “charm” when his head bobbing is hidden inside a helmet?

    No, just when he floats off into space and disappears for the entire last half of the movie.

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  8. Kenneth Morgan says:

    Doc: That’s every Trader Joe’s parking lot.All of them are Thunderdome.

    Oh, can’t we get beyond Thunderdome?

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  9. MSTie says:

    The Trader Joe’s riff is the best in the preview. It kills me (no pun intended) that the people who shop at TJs generally profess to be laid-back, peace-loving liberals yet if you try to take their parking spot they will rip off your arms and beat you with the bloody stumps. Peppermint Joe Joe’s, anyone?

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  10. EricJ says:

    MSTie:
    The Trader Joe’s riff is the best in the preview.It kills me (no pun intended) that the people who shop at TJs generally profess to be laid-back, peace-loving liberals yet if you try to take their parking spot they will rip off your arms and beat you with the bloody stumps.Peppermint Joe Joe’s, anyone?

    Yep, the Peppermint Joe-Joes are what causes it. That, and the Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter-Filled Pretzels and the frozen Potstickers.
    Stand in the way of me getting any one of those, and see what happens… :)

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  11. Jay says:

    In Hollywood they call him George “Bobblehead” Clooney. Well, actually they don’t. At least not to his face. Feel free to check it out. Not the sort of thing I would notice, but it was pointed out in stand up comedy routine I watched a while back. I suppose the right people get the reference as we say MSTie Land (I’m talking about you, Mary Jo). Ha!

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  12. Kenneth Morgan says:

    Jay:
    In Hollywood they call him George “Bobblehead” Clooney.Well, actually they don’t.At least not to his face.Feel free to check it out.Not the sort of thing I would notice, but it was pointed out in stand up comedy routine I watched a while back.I suppose the right people get the reference as we say MSTie Land (I’m talking about you, Mary Jo).Ha!

    A couple of days ago, I watched the 1st “Summer Blockbuster Review”. One of the movies featured was “Batman & Robin”, and the show included Pearl’s obsession with George Clooney. Any reference to that in this riffing?

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  13. crowschmo says:

    Facts of Life. Oh, yeah. That’s where I remember that guy from. It was driving me crazy.

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  14. SAVE FERRIS says:


    YAY !!!………..that’s all, just YAY !!!! :-))


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