What do you think happened to MSTied movie characters as soon as the film was over?
So, in Cave Dwellers, after Ator left, I think Dong (Thong?) and the crazy old man opened up a successful business installing safety railings and personal workout rooms in neighboring medieval castles, and after The Killer Shrews, the surviving shrews somehow made their way to Australia, where nobody even noticed another incredibly toxic voracious predator on the loose.
Following the end of “Beginning of the End,” several grasshopper meat-based restaurants opened in Chicago.
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After attending George and Helena’s wedding at the end of The Magic Sword, Sybil uses her magic powers to bring back the two princesses that were eaten by the dragon and they kick the stuffing out of their father for refusing to pay their ransom.
Boggy Creek II –
Boggy County Family Court. Old Man Crenshaw vs. Mother Monster, custodial rights case.
The judge found that the best interests of The Little Creature lay with his birth mother and awarded her custody denying O. M. Crenshaw even visitation rights citing past examples of pyromania. Mr. Crenshaw’s new fiancé, Tanya, was mentioned as a stabilizing influence, but the court regarded her as more of a “man’s kind of woman” than the motherly type. There was no mention of an appeal.
after defeating Megalon, Godzilla and Jet Jaguar opened a chain of sushi restaurants across the pacific. unfortunately health concerns arose when some of the seafood appeared to be larger than normal and uh….radioactive. after a scandalous closing, the pair went on to driving across Japan in a rockin’ van solving mysteries and generally kickin’ giant radioactive booty.
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I’ve often wondered what happened to Trumpy? Did he survive the wild? Did he breed with wolves to create a race of mutant beasts that took over the world and made Tommy supreme dictator? Hmmm….
In the Creeping Terror II, the monster comes back, but Earth is ready…with a 100-foot Roomba
In the Deadly Bees II, the English government guy who comes just after the bees are defeated gets stung and invents the Silly Walk
After the end of Monster A Go Go, the monster…oh, wait. Never mind.
After the end of Hamlet, that gravedigger’s got a busy day ahead of him.
In Manos, little Debbie wakes up, breaks free and, with her psychic link to the doberman, compels him to rip the Master’s throat out. Then she sics him on her inept father. Then her and the dog wander out of the dessert and get picked up and adopted by a much more competent family.
Mitchell had Greta taken to jail, then drank a beer.
Sheriff Geronimo farted.
I’ve always wondered what happened to Jimmy from “I Accuse My Parents” after being placed back in the custody of the neglectful parents who were supposedly the cause of his issues in the first place.
Sadly, I think he continues his lying ways, and goes on to run for the state and national senate seats, winning because he is a “gifted story teller”. Will he run for president? With a promise of a hamburger sammich and french fried potatoes garnish for everyone – you bet he will. :-)
For Gamera Vs. Guiron, Akio dies in a traffic accident while riding his bicycle with Tomoko sitting on the back. Cornjob is so filled with shame over this that he attempts to commit seppuku with his kendo sword. This fails since kendo swords are wooden, and therefore not suited for that purpose. While Tomoko survived physically, the psychological trauma drove her to break up the Beatles. As for Tom, he dealt with his grief by binging on doughnuts and expiring from heart failure as a result.
After the end of “Rocket Attack U.S.A.”, SAC is mobilized and the U.S. retaliates with a massive nuclear attack on the U.S.S.R. Russia responds with multiple warheads targeted at other major U.S. cities. All of the other nuclear states join in on the carnage. And, eventually, only roaches, Twinkies and Keith Richards are left.
Elsewhere, the punks from “Village of the Giants” go to another town and try to start a bunch of trouble. Unfortunately for them, the cops and adults in this town are competent, so the punks are arrested and spend six months in the county lock-up.
On a more positive note, Neil Stryker from “Stranded in Space” continues to wander Terra. He quietly inspires people to want more freedom, while evading the Perfect Order. He eventually finds a way to get home, leaving behind enough people to stage a surprisingly peaceful movement to reform the Perfect Order, stopping its more totalitarian features. Soon, even the band concerts return to the park.
Ernest Borgnine’s grandson, forever scarred by his nightmares that night, grew up to become Eli Roth. And now you know the rest of the story.
Subsequent to the events of A Touch of Satan, our happy couple settle down to many years of contentment raising walnuts, eating Carnation ice cream, picnicking next to the pond where the fish lives, remembering to always keep Lucifer in their hearts.
Mitchell busts his girlfriend for drug possession, but then comes to a sudden realization: “Wasn’t John Saxon in this movie?”
After the “Beginning of the End” came the “Middle of the End”, followed soon after by the “End of the End” and finally the “Epilogue of the End”.
After all the murder and melting ends, Dr. Ted Nelson’s wife gives birth to a child, born alive and well and of normal size. She then settles down with Dr. Loring, who now heads up NASA’s medical department and keeps it melt-free though only kind of incredible. And no one ever again scolds her for not buying crackers.
After Deathstalker left, the entire city of Renfest rejects was quarantined for a massive outbreak of STD’s, despite him only having stayed for a day or so. There was also a lice infestation originating from the old wizard’s beard.
Prince of Space, his mission to defeat the chicken-men of Krankor fulfilled, starting up a world-wide boot-blacking franchise & became a millionaire. The company slogan: ‘You’ll like it very much!’.
Space Chief continued to not actually go into space.
Lots and lots of little puma men.
When the Vikings returned home after escaping the Grimwalds they celebrated with a big feast. The main course was BBQ Sea Serpent!
Riding With Death, Sam marries Abby but soon is forced to divorce her due to the fact that she keeps him under constant surveillance. So, Sam visits Buffalo Bill only to find he has been visiting Cupcake in jail on a daily basis. Now totally disgusted, he finds Driscoll who is unemployed because he couldn’t leave Robert Denby alone. Driscoll asks if he can borrow $50 for food.
Attack of The The Eye Creatures decided to buy another The.
Betty from Teenagers from Outer Space developed a serious lobster phobia and began to surround her & Grandpa’s house with barrels of drawn butter for protection.
The guy in Time Chasers upgraded his computer, going from a 5-1/4 inch floppy drive to a 3-1/2 inch one. Minds blown.
After the end of The Beatniks, Eddie used his newly found street cred to launch a Johnny Cash-style comeback… for all of two weeks.
Mooney went on to become a highly successful motivational speaker and best-selling author of the wildly popular self-help book, “Make Peace with Your Inner Barkeep.”
Don’t forget they also regularly fornicated at church picnic sites.
yes, yes. but do they FINALLY win a Super Bow?!
Beef Cheesesteak and Grandma Daughter give birth to a 9 pound pork roast. Pat Riley never finds his way out of the basement.
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After Revenge of the Creature, the lab assistant caught a couple janitors stealing supplies. He blew them away with his .44 Magnum.
Because that’s HIS policy.
After the End of Beginning of the End (making it the End of the End?) Peter Graves is brought up on competence hearings by his infinitely more talented brother for being TOTALLY! responsible for the Grasshoppers destroying one of Chicago’s most beloved postcards—I mean buildings. Well, he finds employment as his girlfriend’s photograhic assistant in her new job at National Geographic. This career becomes even more lucrative when she lands work as the second Playboy centerfold (after you know who). Peter, however, having become infaatuated with the Geographic’s ’50s topless natives breaks up with her and subsequently secures their secrets to longevity which involves certain pinial gland extracts, which his brother is reluctant to supply, so…
Moon Zero Two: Clementine indeed inherits her brother’s claim since they were able to prove Wally was murdered for it. Since everyone who knew the truth about Bill’s original involvement with Hubbard’s plot is either dead or would get in trouble if they talk, no one ever finds out. Instead the story they put out is the part where he was forced at gunpoint to help Hubbard. Afterwards Clementine buys Bill a new space ferry since she already owes him for the trip. Bill does find out what her hotel room is like and they begin a relationship. She sets up her own business on the moon selling less stupid looking wigs and headgear and doubles her fortune.
Final Sacrifice –
With his new found fame Zap Rowsdower runs for election to be Prime Minister of Canada. His platform primarily consists of a pledge to build a wall along the United States border and make Donald Trump pay for it.
At the end of The Screaming Skull. Mickey goes back to MIT and muses about how he pinned the whole thing on Eric. Cue the evil laugh! Mwaaahahaha!
His second project as Prime Minister was a space program that he vowed would put beer on the Sun by the end of the decade. “One small sip for man, one giant gulp for mankind, eh?”
‘Teenage Caveman’: Humanity rebuilds and civilization rises again. Science and technology expand and soon we create nuclear weapons. Atomic war breaks out and humanity is reduced again to primitives. Hyper-intelligent apes take over and build an ape civilization. Then one day a man living in a satellite with his robots accidentally help some mutants fix the nuclear bomb they worship and blow the earth up.
This Island Earth
Cal and Ruth go home and do it.
Nine months later, Ruth gives birth to a healthy baby boy.
His extremely high forehead is troublesome, but they raise him with love.
“Troy and Rowsdower – The Legendary Journeys”
Gunslinger – Rose, unable to find work as a marshal(l) in another town, starts dancing at an all night dance hall. There she meets Josie and they plan to retrieve the diamonds their boyfriends stole. After feigning her own death, she escapes with enough of the diamonds to fence and support herself. She then discovers that she is pregnant but doesn’t know if the child is fathered by her late husband, John Ireland, Touch Connors or Peter Graves. She poses as a down-on-her-luck widowed teacher and convinces Fred MacMurray to marry her and adopt her daughter Dodie. After Steve’s mysterious death, she and the all but forgotten oldest son Mike acquire all of Steve’s aerotech patents, leaving Robbie, Chip, Ernie and Uncle Charley pennyless. She takes her cut to open a luxury Hollywood hotel named, the Beverly Garland Holiday Inn.
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At the end of Soultaker you think all is good, right? My guess is that, on the way home, Scrawny-Boy there leans over to rub his Carnuba-waxed lips on his little honey and ends up ditching that sweet ride of his.
Wait, was this done?
Johnny finds out the attack of Ro-Man was all a dream…And then Ro-Man comes out of the cave three times!
Suitably forewarned by his premonition, Johnny bushwhacks Ro-Man over the head with a convenient tree branch, thus causing the robot to short circuit, and cracking the alien’s space helmet to expose him to lethal impurities in Earth atmosphere. Johnny is hailed as the savior of the planet, and still won’t play house with his sister.
After the end of Colossus and the Headhunters, Maciste decides to change his name to keep people from referring to him as “My Cheesesteak”.
He is henceforth known as Masandwich.
Melissa and Jodie have a litter of jackals
Betty of “Teenagers from Outer Space” changes her “y” to an “e,” changes her last name to “Davis,” and the rest is history.
After his friend is killed, Johnny Longbone no longer rushed the season. He did make a mean stew with chicken, corn, green peppers, chilis, onions, sigh lots of stuff…
#42 I thought her last name was Page.
But, before that Rowsdower and Troy travel the highways and byways of the Canadian Prairie Provinces fighting crime and leaving with mournful instrumental music a la The Incredible Hulk.
Eventually they decide to wear costumes and become the Canadian Dynamic Duo.
After the events of the Mr. B Natural short, Buzz makes the mistake of telling his parents about Mr. B him/herself. They are very troubled about this, and have the school councilor take special care of the student, since he was once a psychiatrist at NASA (plus “Buzz” is an astronaut kind of name after all). Now Buzz is under constant scrutiny by the councilor, Dr. Alfred Bellows. Needless to say, Mr. B causes Buzz light years of trouble!
After the conclusion of Danger Death Ray, the hotel management feels compelled to put up a sign that says “Please Do Not Drop Watches In Pool”.
In #46, it should be “counsellor”. Caught that JUST after the countdown concluded.
There must be a short subject film about spelling errors….
after SCCTM, Santa was killed in Vietnam.
after War of the Colossal Beast, Glenn got shocked all the way back to Oz.