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Weekend Discussion Thread: Halloween

An alert reader who goes by “Blufuego” has a seasonal question:

On Halloween which characters from the MST3K universe do you expect to show up and what treats would give and/or tricks you might receive from them?

Have at it!

67 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: Halloween”

  1. Warren
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    Ham for Hugo, techno-drinks for bodybuilders, and synthesized breadfruit for astronauts. PLEASE-nobody “punch the clown” in public, Uncle Buck notwithstanding.

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  2. The Original EricJ
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    littleaimishboy: ??? That has no relation at all to the quoted post.

    (Look up Criterion’s early catalog….Yes, Michael Bay on Criterion. Twice, counting “Armageddon”. It HAPPENED.
    Don’t worry, they’re OOP, though, and unrepeatable circumstances never likely to happen again.)

    Warren:
    PLEASE-nobody “punch the clown” in public, Uncle Buck notwithstanding.

    So, then…you’re saying it was wrong to punch those eighteenth and nineteenth Dark Knight Jokers, nine years ago? Any one of us would have!

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  3. Ray Dunakin
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    If the Creepy Girl comes around, I’ll give her a bag of Swedish Fish and a scroll.

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  4. Ray Dunakin
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    I’d better keep some tubes of skin bronzer on hand in case any kids show up dressed as Hercules. And if one of them is kind of a bland, Herc-wannabe, I can give him a cheese steak.

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  5. Ray Dunakin
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    If any kids come dressed as a bride and/or groom, I’ll give ’em rubber bands. Boing!! Where’d it go???

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  6. Ray Dunakin
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    Of course, any kids who show up dressed as a character from “Squirm” will receive a handful of gummy worms.

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  7. Ray Dunakin
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    When the hobgoblins come around, I’ll give them whatever their hearts desire. But it’ll go bad on them somehow, causing their eventual destruction.

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  8. Ray Dunakin
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    The Leopard Lady and the Panther Woman will receive kitty treats, of course. But first they have to wrestle.

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  9. Torque the Dorque
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    If Business Boy, Kim and Mickey show up I’ll give Business Boy a bunch of spread sheets to analyze, Kim an apple and Mickey a handful of anti-depressants. After sampling the pills Mickey declares “I LIKE THEM VERY MUCH!!!”

    But wait! The Phantom of Krankor and his Chicken men are about and planning some devious tricks to pull on me. TheChicken men start to lay eggs and blast my home with them. When I come out to chase them The Phantom of Krankor releases the caustic vapors. As I am slipping into unconscious, I can hear HEEEEEEN-HEEEN-HAA!

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  10. disqus_Wz8hpavHDg
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    Test

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  11. mando3b
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    I would give Jan in the Pan some pumpkin spice neck juice. She would make a great Jack-o-lantern, too!

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  12. Joe Boltonn
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    TORGO: He’s giving away clumps of hair, toenails and Zagnuts this year.

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  13. GareChicago
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    So, then…you’re saying it was wrong to punch those eighteenth and nineteenth Dark Knight Jokers, nine years ago?Any one of us would have!

    Delete your account.

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  14. PJ
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    Warren:
    Ham for Hugo, techno-drinks for bodybuilders, and synthesized breadfruit for astronauts. PLEASE-nobody “punch the clown” in public, Uncle Buck notwithstanding.

    In the field of local live home entertainment, Pooter the Clown is a GOD!

    (He was also the same actor who played George Weiss in the Ed Wood film.)

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  15. George Orwell
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    I expect Rowsdower to give away beer from the sun.

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  16. jay
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    George Orwell:
    I expect Rowsdower to give away beer from the sun.

    I can’t see Rowsdower giving away beer, but it is Halloween, eh?

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  17. The Original EricJ:
    So, then…you’re saying it was wrong to punch those eighteenth and nineteenth Dark Knight Jokers, nine years ago?Any one of us would have!

    GareChicago: Delete your account.

    I hates that rabbit too, but that’s legit.

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