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  1. jay says:

    Look for the brief appearance of the increasingly rare Volkswagen Squareback, a car known for freezing your ass in the winter and overheating in the summer. They are rare today because most of their owners destroyed them in demolition derby-like rage-filled attacks.

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  2. Mr. Krasker says:

    jay:
    Look for the brief appearance of the increasingly rare Volkswagen Squareback, a car known for freezing your ass in the winter and overheating in the summer.They are rare today because most of their owners destroyed them in demolition derby-like rage-filled attacks.

    Also see: Alien Factor.

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  3. OMG I LOVE OMEGA COP.

    Not only do you get to see a genuine master of the martial arts at work, but you get, gratis, a detailed tour of every decrepit warehouse in Stockton, California.

    If you’re not as familiar with Stockton, California as every knowledgeable person should be, Stockton is known as “Tuleburg,” “Mudville,” “California’s Sunrise Seaport,” and the “Asparagus Capital of America.” This is why you need to get down and get funky with Omega Cop (as well as “Karate Cop”).

    Thank you for your service.

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  4. Johnny's nonchalance says:

    peteplumsdriverslicense:
    OMG I LOVE OMEGA COP.

    Not only do you get to see a genuine master of the martial arts at work, but you get, gratis, a detailed tour of every decrepit warehouse in Stockton, California.

    If you’re not as familiar with Stockton, California as every knowledgeable person should be, Stockton is known as… the “Asparagus Capital of America.”
    Thank you for your service.

    Such fragrant micturition, I reckon

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  5. The surest way to tell you’re in for a really crappy movie, (other than “Written and directed by James Nguyen”)

    (Someone let them at the IMDb again…)

    is the word Cop appearing in the movie title.

    I remember an Entertainment Weekly humor column in the 90’s, saying that you could generate your own 90’s B-action titles just by randomly picking one adjective from Column A:
    Dead, Final, Red, Blue, Lethal, Fatal, Indecent, Steel, Robot, Cyber, Ultimate
    And one noun from Column B:
    Justice, Heat, Cop, Proposal, Instinct, Conspiracy, Fury, Steel, Warrior, Dawn, Weapon

    …Unfortunately, random errors could occur, and you might end up with “Robot Proposal”, “Steel Steel” or “Indecent Cop”.

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  6. SteveWithAQ says:

    The Original EricJ: (Someone let them at the IMDb again…)

    I remember an Entertainment Weekly humor column in the 90’s, saying that you could generate your own 90’s B-action titles just by randomly picking one adjective from Column A:
    Dead, Final, Red, Blue, Lethal, Fatal, Indecent, Steel, Robot, Cyber, Ultimate
    And one noun from Column B:
    Justice, Heat, Cop, Proposal, Instinct, Conspiracy, Fury, Steel, Warrior, Dawn, Weapon

    …Unfortunately, random errors could occur, and you might end up with “Robot Proposal”, “Steel Steel” or “Indecent Cop”.

    Those don’t sound so bad — of course if you really mess up, you could end up with “Final Justice” o_O

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  7. touches no one's life, then leaves says:

    The Original EricJ:
    I remember an Entertainment Weekly humor column in the 90’s

    Word for word? That’s impressive. Seriously.

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