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  1. mst3kme says:

    This film was a direct to cable movie for TMC.

    Despite featuring the same characters as the original, the film features none of the original cast or crew.

    It was a miniseries used as a backdoor pilot for a series.

    n 1999, a theatrical sequel, once again starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, “Universal Soldier: The Return” was produced, which ignored the plotline of the direct-to-video sequel entirely.

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  2. Terry the Sensitive Knight says:

    mst3kme: Despite featuring the same characters as the original, the film features none of the original cast or crew.

    Just like “War of the Colossal Beast”

    Also, is that “Universal Soldier 2” or “Universal Soldier Squared”?

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  3. Daniel Roos says:

    Oh, how I hope one day Rifftrax does the OTHER Universal Soldier 2, which has JCVD in mid-career plunge and pro wrestler Bill Goldberg at his gruntiest. (I’m sure I’ll pick this riff up in the next sale, Gary Busey is a delight.)

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  4. mst3kme says:

    Someone wrote to People magazine upon the announcement of JCVD marrying his fourth wife.

    The exact quote: “Jean Claude Van Damme loves himself for ten wives.”

    Daniel Roos:
    Oh, how I hope one day Rifftrax does the OTHER Universal Soldier 2, which has JCVD in mid-career plunge and pro wrestler Bill Goldberg at his gruntiest.(I’m sure I’ll pick this riff up in the next sale, Gary Busey is a delight.)

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