Q: What's the
dreary legal disclaimer you have to put on things like
A: We think it would go something ... like this:
Mystery Science Theater 3000 and its characters,
situations and trademarks are owned by Satellite of Love
LLC. This document is intended for informational and
entertainment purposes only. Please, no wagering. No
infringement of any and all copyrights or trademarks
held or owned by anyone is intended or should be
bet you have a big ol' honkin' disclaimer too.
A: You bet. Big ol' honkin' disclaimer: The
maintainers of this FAQ make no warranty that the
information contained herein is 100-percent accurate,
but, after all these years, we're confident that it's
pretty darned close. Your mileage may vary.
Q: Who is responsible for this FAQ?
A: This FAQ was created, compiled and edited by
Chris Cornell and Brian Henry.
the history of MST3K FAQs?
A: The earliest MST3K FAQ that anybody knows
about was compiled and edited by Rich Kulawiec, for an
offline newsletter he distributed. When the first MST3K
newsgroups were created in 1992, subscribers to Rich's
newsletter posted his FAQ there, where it was then
greatly expanded, and subsequently maintained by Lisa
Jenkins. Later, custody of the FAQ was handed over to
Matthew Duhan. Even later, Matt handed the whole deal
over to us. All previous versions of this FAQ are
superseded by this one.
have comments, corrections, suggestions, additions
and/or criticisms. Where do I send it/them.
A: Keep them to yourself. Just kidding. Any and
all comments, corrections, suggestions, additions and/or
criticisms are welcome and should be sent to firstname.lastname@example.org.
if I want to publish this FAQ? What should I do?
A: Don't. As with any material on this web site,
distribution or duplication of this information (or
Major League Baseball, for that matter), without our
express permission, is prohibited. Please email Chris
and/or Brian Henry [Erhardt4@aol.com].
FAQ is awesome. Can I post it on my website?
A: Um...thanks, but we'd rather you didn't. The
problem is that the FAQ is constantly being updated, and
when other people begin posting the FAQ in different
places, you start to see differing versions all over the
web. We'd be delighted if you'd link to our site, but
we'd rather you didn't copy the FAQ. Thank you for
there anybody you'd like to thank?
A: Why, yes, there is! Thanks for asking! The
following is an incomplete list of all the people who
have contributed in small or large ways, either to this
FAQ or its predecessors. We thank them all for their
efforts. They are: Stephen Adelson, Jennie Andreasen,
Matthew Arndt, David Arnold, Paul "Monty" Ashley, Amy
Ashton, Malcolm Austin, Gregory, S. Bandy, Mike
Barklage, Keith Barrett, Trace Beaulieu, Jerry Beck,
Aaron Belisle, Andy Bell, David J. Bianco, Jeremy
Billones, A. Wright Blan, Patrick Brantseg, Emi Briet,
Cheryl Bulbach, Robert Buttram, Joseph Cadotte, Jeff
Caradona, Tom Carberry, Mark Carson, Erin Cash, Noelle
Celeste, Cliff Chaput, Kevin Cheek, Richard Clark,
Stephanie M. Clarkson-Aines, Terri Clendenin, Mike
Cohen, Chris Cooley, Jason Corley, Donald
Cotnoir-Strong, Scott Crabtree, George Crawford, Charles
Daniels, Grady Daub, Markus De Shon, Rob DeMillo,
Patrick Delahanty, Bill Dennen, Scott Dexter, Dannielle
Dirienzo, Theodore Dubro, Matt Duhan, Robert Duncan,
Brian Dunkle, Tom Dupree, David Eanes, Lorenzo Ellis,
Nina Eppes, Scott M. Fabbri, Anthony Fiarito, Patrick
Fitzgerald, Christopher Forman, Lynn-Anne Friese, Greg
Galcik, Pat Gomes, Sherry Gorse, John Gotts, Chad Gould,
Jamie Green, Jay Grymyr, Gerald M. Guglielmo, Joseph
Gumber, Andrew Hannah, Kate Halleron, William Harrison,
Justin Hart, Cullen Hartley, Larry Hastings, Ron
Hitchens, Joel Hodgson, Marty Hoff, Dale Holod, Mark
Holtz, Charles R. Hoynowski, Ed Hughes, Jonathan Hughes,
Ian Ingham, Mike Inglis, Chad Jackson, Lucy Jaffe, Lisa
Jenkins, Brian Johnson, Mary Lynn Johnson, Ryan K.
Johnson, Todd Johnson, Chuck Jordan, Norman Joseph, Brad
Keely, Sean Kennedy, Ed Klein, Johnny Klonaris, Vance
Kochenderfer, R'ykandar Korra'ti, Amy Kostyn, Rich
Kulawiec, Adam La Chapelle, Donna K. Lang, Tony Lash,
Douglas Lathrop, Pat Lawrence, Sharon Levy, Bob Linehan,
Jim Mallon, Stephan A. Mancir, Steven K. Manfred, Lorrie
Matheson, Jef Maynard, Chris McCullough, Dan McKenney,
Jane Melander, Mark Meyer, Will Morgan, Phil Mueller,
Kevin Murphy, Kevin Murray, Katie Muzik, Frank G. Neves,
Michael J. Nelson, Michael K. Neylon, Synth F. Oberheim,
Mark Odell, Mary Pat, Mike Pearce, Brian Perler, Marc
Peters, Ken Plume, Jamie Plummer, Kevin Podsiadlik, Lon
Ponschock, Joshua R. Poulson, Ed Powell, Rob Quianthy,
Sean Redlitz, Ellen Sasse, Joel A. Schenkenberg, Leo
Schwab, Michael Sensor, Jeff Shapuras, William Sherman,
John D. Shull, Brian Siano, Will Silver, Steve Simmons,
Sarah Skovronsky, Mike Slusher, Spatch, Dave Spensley,
Craig Steinberger, Steve Strassmann, "The Punster,"
"Tazer One," Barb Tebben, Paul Thrasher, Chuck Tomasi,
Dave Van Domelen, Rob Vincent, Lance Visser, Julie
Walker, Richard Watson, Mark Weissburg, Jon Whitney,
John Wiggins, Monty Wilson, Tom Wilson, Patty Winter,
Kate Wrightson, Michael J. Zavisca ... and many other
MSTies from coast to coast.
Most of all,
we'd like to thank Matt Duhan, without whom all of this
would not have been necessary :-).
And, of course, extra-special thanks go to the entire
staff and crew of MST3K, whose hard work and dedication
have enriched our lives for years.
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