THE UMBILICUS
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Welcome to the Umbilicus! Here you will find links to various
MST3K
-relatedsites on the Internet.
These links are in alphabetical order, and are separated into two categories:
Official
and
Not-So-Official
. If you don't see your site listedhere, please email the URL and a brief
description of the site to
erhardt@earthlink.net
.Please also specify if your site contains adult material or links to siteswith
adult material. This information will not prevent your site from beinglisted,
and will only be used to provide a parental guidance label.
Please note that the inclusion of a site does not necessarily mean thatwe
endorse that site.
OFFICIAL SITES
Bantam Book's "Amazing Colossal Episode Guide" Page
http://www.bdd.com/newrl/bddnewrl.cgi/04-01-96/mstg
Order the "Episode Guide" directly from the publisher!
Columbia House Video Club MST3K Page
http://www.columbiahouse.com/vl/cgis/ret/vl/docs/etz.tmpl?/vl/docs/scifi.html
Columbia House is offering the Rhino videos to members of their videoclub. Join
the club and get more info from their web site!
Joel's Gizmonic Antsite
http://www.gizmonics.com
Joel Hodgson's official web page! Find out what he's been up to sinceleaving
MST3K
!
The Official MST3K Web Site
http://www.mst3000.com
http://www.mst3k.com
http://www.scifi.com/mst3000
The official site maintained by the Sci-Fi Channel! Features a specialmessage
from Pearl Forrester, lots of images, sounds, official bios of thewriters of
MST3K
, "Caption This!" and more!
Rhino Home Video's MST3K Episode Page
on=Query&Template=/Rhino/artinfo20.dbm&name=MYSTERY+SCIENCE+THEATER+3000
Rhino is releasing 20
MST3K
episodes on video. Order them here!
NOT-SO-OFFICIAL SITES
AADGKA!
http://www.theworks.com/users/hamdingr/mst3000links.html
THE place to start your MST WWW surfing! Reviews and links galore! Nudebots!
Money! Come one, come all!
Agent J's Workshop
http://rrnet.com/~jenkins
What can we say? Lisa definitely has one of the best sites out there.This is an
essential site for every MSTie!
APPLEBERRY: Mystery Science Theater 3000
http://www.geocities.com/~deiwo/mst3k
In the words of the maintainer: "This is a new site, that has
greatsuccess. Professional design, and constant updates, brings a new look
tothe
MST3K
world. Also the home of the world's first
MST3K
Java Chat." We certainly won't argue with that!
Bite Me!
http://members.aol.com/rommel4512/mst3k.htm
Find videos, pictures, links, and Rommel's Contest! So far therace is pretty
close...so get in there and vote! There are midi files andwavs to check out,
too.
Bob Servo's Web Site
http://members.aol.com/bobservo/servo1.htm
A labor of love (of sorts). A very well-designed page that contains
sounds,transcripts, links, and lots of other neat things. Take Bob's survey
andhelp put an end to sucky web sites!
The Completely Unofficial Mystery Science Theater3000 Reference Guide
http://www.tiac.net/users/mikeyboy/mst3k/refs/index.html
A lot of the jokes on
MST3K
are actually lines used in othermovies/songs/tv shows, etc. This guide lists
the original sources of manyof the most often used references, and is arranged
by subject. The guidenow contains more than 1500 references and is always
growing!
Crate Of Hamdingers
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/5325
Chat transcripts, pictures, lyrics for songs on the "Clowns In
TheSky" CD. Soon to come: an episode guide and links.
Croooow's MST3K Page
http://www.together.net/~croooow/mst3k.html
Another nifty links page!
The Crow's Nest
http://www.rbnet.com/~crowt/mst3k.htm
This site gives a brief description of
MST3K
, as well as linksto some of the better sites that Van could find. Includes one
of the mostextensive Episode Guides out there on the web!
David Eanes' MST3K Page
http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~dte/mst3k.htm
Some good
MST3K
info. The episode guide included here is nicely laidout, but ends with season
six.
DEEP BLURTING: The MST3K Message Board
http://www.flash.net/~overbeck/mstboard.html
Just a simple little Web-based message board for fans and stars of
MysteryScience Theater 3000
. Enjoy free discussion without all that newsgroupaftertaste!
Deus Ex Machina
http://sunsite.unc.edu/lunar/mst3k/mst3k.html
The Mother of all
MST3K
sites! If it ain't here, it ain't there!
Doug's MST3K Page!
http://doorcounty.org/gibraltar/Doug/mst3k.html
Includes a heartwarming tribute to Dr. F and the astonishing
"RevampedUnofficial MST3K Quote List."
Evil Monkey Productions
http://members.aol.com/JScott0105/evlmnky.htm
Very little
MST3K
-related contect. Mostly a collectionof things that J. Scott has drawn very
late at night. Images download quick,though, so you don't waste as much time as
you might think.
The Eye Site
http://web2.airmail.net/mstrob
Plenty of wavs to download. Currently they are wavs from episode 103-
"TheMad Monster."
Flying Elves Are Back!
http://www.angelfire.com/ga/hikeeba/mst3k.html
Huzzah, and welcome to the Renaissance Festival! This brand-new pagefeatures
links to the best of MST. It also includes a nigh complete episodeguide,
updated for season 8, picture gallery, the theme song, and so muchmore!
Hello, Joker
http://www.primenet.com/~lathrop/mst3k.html
The immortal Papercut Man's site. Documents the 1995 Dragon*Con appearanceby
Kevin Murphy and Mike Nelson.
Hillig's Hobbies
http://www.hillig.com
Official
MST3K
clothing and merchandise. Replaces the old Artitudesite.
Honest Arnie's Icon-O-Rama
http://www.nicom.com/~bakslash/windows.html
This site offers Window-compatible icons, including one file that includesMST
icons.
***Note: Contains ADULT material. Parental guidance is advised.***
I Want A Coke!
http://www.asan.com/users/mrkrinkle/mst3k.htm
Info, graphics, sounds, and soon a reference guide to the new season.
I want my MST3K!!
http://www.netwave.net/members/sftoday/sftmst3k.htm
And what MSTie doesn't?
Jenny Anderson's Home Page
http://www.well.com/user/jennya/
A personal home page. Find out what makes Jenny tick.
John's MST3K WWW Page
http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~jgotts/mst3k.html
Links to the "Quote List," the "MSTie Test" and more.
John's Mystery Science Theater 3000 Website!
http://www.execpc.com/~jprudlow/mst3k
Not to be confused with "John's MST3K WWW Page." This sitehas
the latest news, an ongoing Invention Exchange, a favorite episode poll,and
more!
Katie's Home Page of Love
http://rhf.bradley.edu/~bayberry/index.html
Another personal home page from one interesting MSTie. Check it out!
Keri's Ultimate Mystery Science Theater 3000Page
http://web.nmsu.edu/~kstockma/mst.html
Lots of great images and thoughtful explanations about MST.
Killer Shrew
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~smkenned/
Lots of links to great MST sites.
KLUB KAATTARI!!!
http://watt.seas.virginia.edu/~dak7e/
This is one funky-looking site. Pretty cool, even though the links area bit
outdated.
La's MST3K Page
http://linex.com/~la/mst3k.html
A personal page. Nice pictures and links.
Load Pan Bay
http://www.physics.duq.edu/~sensor/mst3k.html
A couple of OLD links, but has a nice screen capture of "the
bot-tles"album cover used during the last Turkey Day.
Low Budget MST3K Site
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/3010/index.html
The 'bots would be proud! The site with links and sounds and the onlyplace
where you can "push the button."
Megaweapon Home Page
http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~nyarl/megaweapon/megaweapon.html
Strange obsession with Megaweapon. Be very afraid...but be very entertainedas
well!
Mike Harney's MST3K Page
http://www.tiac.net/users/mharney/
Not much
MST3K
content. But at least it's current! Recent additions:Introduction to New
Acoustic Music (based on Mike's essay for The All-MusicGuide), more Bob &
Ray sponsor pages, a lovely group photo of the
MST3K
actors and writers (see bbi.html), recent portraits, and...wait for
it...Tongueof Frog.
Mike's MiSTing Page
http://rtt.colorado.edu/~barklage/mst/mst.html
Contains a large number of MSTings, including ALL of the Ratliff ones!
Mike's Web Site
http://www.execpc.com/~lcinpin/mst3k.html
Links, sounds, images, MSTings and other fun stuff!
Mitchell!
http://www.mvp.com/~pravn
Home of the "Upcoming Episodes" page. Great info on confirmedand
rumored movies scheduled for season eight!
Mitchell's Totally Useless page
http://www.angelfire.com/pg9/mitchell
Truth in advertising? YOU be the judge!
Mr. B. Natural's Page O' MST3K Links
http://www.awod.com/gallery/rwav/ctyner/mst3k.html
The mighty "He Man" has gone LINK CRAZY and is passing thesavings on
to you!
Mr. MSTie's Web Page of Fate!
http://members.aol.com/ndbmst/jocco/mst3k.htm
Why tempt fate? Links, files, sounds...everything a growing MSTie needs!
The MSTed Movie Gallery
http://faraday.clas.virginia.edu/~jcp9j/mst3k.html
A collection of posters, lobby cards, and other movie art from the
filmsfeatured on MST. There's also a collection of posts from the Brains, a
compilationof "MST personal ads", and "The MST3K Comedic
Concordance"by Jess Nevins.
MSTEric's Mystery Site
http://pages.prodigy.com/Fishboy/index.htm
Offers lots of information, and a gateway into the world of Prodigy MSTies.
MSTied: ST: Generations
http://www.ghgcorp.com/rbigoness/trek-mst3k.html
Just what the title says it is. The entire script to "Star Trek:
Generations"is MSTied.
MSTie-Eyed Page
http://www.cpeq.com/~evilbob/mst3k.html
Up-to-date links to several great web sites.
The MSTies Anonymous Site
http://users.aol.com/MSTAnon/
The Obscure Convergence for MSTies on the Internet. Join MSTies Anonymoustoday!
MSTMario's Home Page
http://home.aol.com/MSTmario
Video Games, Anime, and
MST3K
. Three great tastes that go great together!
The Official #mst3k FAQ
http://members.aol.com/ltdemiz/mst3k
Answers to all your questions about the #mst3k IRC channel. Find out whothe
regulars are, and who's signed on right now.
#mst3k!
http://value.net/~bpacula/mst3k
It's a page for the #mst3k! IRC channel. Still a work in progress.
MST3K
http://k2.scl.cwru.edu/~amv5/mst3k.html
Many files and photos with Joel. There are no Mike files due to server problems.
MST3K Audio Files
http://science.widener.edu/~schultz/mst3k.html
Lots of sound files here, including a bunch from season seven. All linksare
up-to-date.
MST3K Catch Phrase Catalog
http://www.cs.utexas.edu/users/chaput/catch.html
Great reference to
MST3K
catch phrases, but hasn't been updated sinceJuly 27, 1995! Of course, there
really haven't been many new catch phrasessince that time...so it's still worth
a visit!
The MST3K Construction Zone
http://ic.net/~cbrillow
THE website for bot builders, offering plenty of info on building yourown Tom
Servo!
MST3K Links
http://www.eskimo.com/~mrme/mst3k.htm
Lots of links that are on the verge of being outdated, but most are stillvalid.
MST3K Meets the X-Files
http://www.best.com/~owls/XMST.shtml
This page takes you to an FTP site that contains MiSTings of the
X-Filesepisodes by Robert Coakley.
The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Movie Database
AKA Bill's Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/4619/mstmdbintro.html
With a disorder like this, who needs psychotherapy? A wonderful databaseof the
films bad enough to be given the
MST3K
treatment, crosslinkedby title, episode number, production crew and actors.
The MST3K Movie Review Guide
http://www.webcom.com/~cgould/mstcrit.html
Very comprehensive! Contains critical reviews for all of the movies shownon
MST3K
!
MST3K News & Rumor Mill
http://www.jpj.org/~wessonj/cafe/mstnews.html
Hey, it's no MSTieNews, but what is? Featuring "Commentary youdon't want
to read."
MST3K Sites
http://www.astro.psu.edu/users/smaene/mst3k.html
Nice looking site, but the links are fairly old and to mostly
barely-maintainedsites. Still, there's some nice archival material to be found
here.
The MST 3000 Song Page
http://www.d.umn.edu/~molson2/mst3k/
Find the lyrics to
MST3K
songs from seasons one through six!
MST40K
http://www.physics.ohio-state.edu:80/~dvandom/mst40k.GIF
Disturbing drawing of super-powered bots. Weird!
Mystery Science Theater 3000
http://maya.lib.utk.edu/mst3k.html
The links are up-to-date, but Bob acknowledges that his site needs workand
promises that changes are coming soon. Stay tuned...
Mystery Science Theater 3000
http://www.snowcrest.net/fox/mts3k.html
Features an episode guide that goes up to episode 701, some links anda
transcript of the "Creepy Crawlers" sketch.
NEMESIS - MST3K
http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~ifgw727/mst_main.htm
This site, mainly dedicated to Crow, is really nice! The CGI Crow aloneis worth
the visit.
The New Satellite of Seth
http://www.marshall.edu/~floyd3/index.html
Nice links site. There are a few broken links, but he acknowledges thatand
promises to fix them soon.
NinaD42688
http://www.atlantic.net/~exene
Lot's o' Latin, "It's Gumby, Dammit!" and a not-so-lovinglook at
Richard Kiel.
The Not-So-Great MST3K Web Site
http://members.aol.com/servo94079/index.html
As the title suggests, this is not the greatest
MST3K
site around,in fact, you can do a lot better if you look around with a minimum
of effort.This site contains links, images and sounds. If you've seen the best,
nowsee the rest, visit the Not-So-Great MST3K web site.
Note:
The maintainer provided the above description for this siteto MSTieNews. This
is his opinion of the site, not ours.
The Not-Too-Distant Future
http://www.cis.ufl.edu/~fiser/MST3000
Very nicely done site. Very pretty. However, several of the links onit are
outdated, and it still lists the April, 1996 schedule!
Oh No! We got WWW Sign!
http://www.hsv.tis.net/~bill/mst3k.html
Lots of up-to-date links. Contains the essentials that any beginningMSTie
surfer needs.
Pan Left! (The "Un-official" CambotPage)
http://www.dwx.com/~tlehman/mst.htm
Dedicated to the most underappreciated bot of all!
Plan 10, Inc.
http://zim.com/torgo
Home of the Torgo T-shirt! Also features full color lobby cards and
movieposters from many of Torgo's favorite films.
The Planet of MITCHell
http://www.concentric.net/~mitch007
Has a lot of MST3K links, and one telnet link to a BBS with adult fileson it,
but does not contain adult material itself.
***Note: Contains links to ADULT material. Parental guidance is advised.***
The Reverend Dr. Sherwood Forrester's MST3K page
http://www.infinet.com/~ikaros/mst3k.html
The good Rev (formerly Ikaros) has scanned in all the Brains' autographshe got
at the Conventio-Con, and also offers some photos of certain infamousratmm
types enjoying themselves at said event.
Ryan's MST3K Movies
http://www.eskimo.com/~rkj/MST.html
This is the site of the guy who did the infamous "Star Trek V"and
"Highlander 2" videos, and he's currently working on a thirdone. Read
all about them here.
SAVE MST/MST SAVED
http://faraday.clas.virginia.edu/~jcp9j/canceled.html
A chronicle of the online efforts to save
MST3K
from cancellation.
Science Fiction Resource Guide
http://sflovers.rutgers.edu/Web/SFRG/
A terrific guide to science fiction resources on the World Wide Web.Has a great
MST3K
section.
Search for the Sampo
http://www.geocities.com/area51/3029
This site has sounds and other MSTie things. Download the Torgoscreensaver or
just hang out and learn Jarrod's "Rules to Live By."
Sherman's First MST3K Page
http://serial.music.uiowa.edu/~sherman/mst3k.html
And what a first page! Definitely worth a look!
Starlink'sFTP Site
ftp://ftp.slinknet.com/pub/snake/mst3k
Nice collection of MST-related files at this FTP site.
Steve Adelson's MST3K Page
http://www.c3.lanl.gov/~adelson/funlinks/mst.html
Appears not to have been updated since 1995.
Tom Servo Construction Zone
http://www.pnx.com/tomservo
There's something about our little bubblegum machine-headed friend thatmakes
people want to build a Tom Servo of their very own. Here's yet anothersite
belonging to a brave soul trying to do just that.
Tom Servo Fan Club
http://www.adequate.com/tsfc/
Excellent site. Lots of files and sounds, plus learn how to build yourown Tom
Servo! Kevin Murphy gives it a big thumbs up!
Tom Servo's Tape Tradin' Town
http://web2.airmail.net/tomservo/tapes.htm
Aaron specializes in non-Rhino episode trading. He includes links toother
prospective traders that are looking for episodes.
Note:
Aaron is on walkabout (or something) and is currently unableto engage in
trading. Please do not send him requests at the present time.We'll update this
section once he returns.
TomSmith's Web Page
http://www.izzy.net/~tomsmith
Home of the "World's Fastest Filker!" Contains several greatMSTings.
Troublesome Obsession
http://www.lava.net/~shipreck/mst3k.htm
A "Troublesome Obsession" is played out, featuring episoderants,
original fiction and other fun stuff.
Ultimate TV List
http://www.utv.net/cgi-bin/utl?card+1501
Exactly as advertised. Lists virtually every TV show ever aired. Containsa few
nice links to MST-related sites.
Voyager MSTing Headquarters
http://pages.nyu.edu/~kes5149/index.html
Edited logs of live, real-time "ST: Voyager" MSTings. Funnierthan
Tuvok during Pon Farr!
Waffle World
http://www.teleport.com/~tvsfrank/
Pictures, sounds, texts, and the like. Waffle World -- for all yourwaffle needs.
Warrior of the Lost World Home Page
http://www.inlink.com/~neuracnu/wotlw/
It's mostly pictures and colorful commentary, so give it some time toload.
Webdog's MST3K Gallery
http://www.webdog.com/mst3k.html
A large number of Joel-era pictures, but none with Mike. The site was createdin
1995 and doesn't seem to have been updated since. Still, it's nice forarchival
viewing.
Web Site Number 9
http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~mneylon/mst3k/
A wonderful site that's beginning to show its age, but still has lots ofgood
info!
The Web Site of Love
http://www.usgcc.odu.edu/~ty/mst3k/MST3K.html
Comprehensive site, but still has August schedule and other old info.
Where Applicable!
http://www.nternet.net/~crowt/index.html
A site full of humor, oddities, miscellaneous, and stuff. Check outinterviews
with the Brains, pics, and the online 'zine Tibby's Bowl. Updatedregularly and
freshness sealed. Freshness not valid in 8 states. Some restrictionsdo apply.
Yahoo's list of MST3K sites
ia/Television/Shows/Science_Fiction_Fantasy_Horror/Mystery_Science_Theater_3000/
The number one search engine's
MST3K
links page!
Yet Another MST3K Page
http://members.aol.com/yoshio8945/mst.htm
A nice looking page that contains a few links, plus the inexplicable
"MysteryFast Food Theater 6000."
The Zone
http://www.thezone.pair.com/tv/mst3k.htm
A web clearinghouse for TV-related links. This is their
MST3K
page.
3L1T3 Warez (MST3K theme)
http://www.shore.net/~tdubro/warez.html
The themes are the only MST-related content on this site.
***Note: Contains ADULT material. Parental guidance is advised.***
