Bit: Good and Bad Things
Episode: 101- The Crawling Eye
Joel: All right,
it's the end of the movie, everybody! And you know what that
Joel: Ram chips
afterwards, a borium power flush!
Joel: I'm just
Joel: Okay now,
you know how it works.
toward plate of ram chips on table): Ram chips, ram
Joel: No, no,
just wait your turn, you'll get a ram chip. Okay, Crow, you
go first. Now, tell me a good thing about the movie and the
bad thing, and you'll get your ram chip. Good thing?
Crow: Uh, the
good thing was, it wasn't longer.
Joel: Okay, and
the bad thing?
Crow: It was this
there's your ram chip, pally.
Joel: Okay, open
up, there you go.(Feeds Crow a ram chip) All right. How is
Gypsy: Ram chip,
Joel: Okay, no,
no, wait on your ram chip, Gypsy. Okay, Tom Servo.
Tom: All right.
Okay, let's see. The good thing was that we didn't have to
watch them clean up the vitreous humour all over from the
eyes exploding. Okay, imagine, you sign up that day for
Kelly Temps--Trollenberg office, of course. They give you a
leaky bucket and a turkey baster and send you up the
mountain...Now you're on cleanup crew!
Joel: And the bad
Tom: Well, the
bad thing was, uh, the movie? It was ambitious, but it
lacked vision. (laughs)
hindsight is 20/20.(laughs)
Okay, well, here's your ram chip, pal.(Gives Tom a ram
Joel: Okay, okay,
it's time for your ram chip, Gypsy. All you gotta do is
answer the questions, and you get the ram chips! Okay?
Joel: All right,
tell me a good thing about the movie.
Can I have a ram chip, Joel?
Joel: Well, tell
me a bad thing about the movie, Gypsy. (pause) Oh, you don't
know? Okay, okay, just answer this one question and I'll
give you your ram chips. Okay? Uh, what's two plus two?
Joel: Oh, good
one, okay, there you go. (puts the whole bowl in her mouth)
All right, yeah.
Tom: What? She
Joel: Okay, well,
that's the end of the experiment, you guys. Hope you're
Erhardt: Oh, I'm
happy. Are you happy?
I'm happy. Here. (hands Erhardt a clipboard) File this!
(Both laugh maniacally. Erhardt exits.) Well, we'll see you
next time, Joellie-Poellie Pudding-n-Pie! (Forrester hits