There are casual fans of MST3K, there are loyal fans, there are obsessive fans...and then there's


The home of the truly obsessive MST3K text file.


Bit By Bit -- A chronological collection of the most memorable comedy bits from the series.

The Piano Bench -- A chronological collection of lyrics to most of the original songs from the series.

The List of Lists -- The show has been full of lists, over the years, and here are some of the greats.

Update note--October '09

Another small update, all in the lists department.

With this update, my old backlog has been COMPLETELY cleared. I am not holding back anything. If it is not on the site, and you sent it to me, I fear I lost it. Please email to me again at Also, if you didn't give me your name when you submitted an item, and now you see the item has either "transcribed by:???" or just your email address, drop me a line and let me know what that ought to say.

One other note: Those who are html-capable, you are invited to send contributions already in html. Just follow the style here. If you like, I can send you a blank html page that will help.

But be warned....

Do not enter lightly, lest you run the risk of becoming an obsessive MSTie yourself. Once admitted to WARD E, there is no easy way out!