Bit: Mike's Simian Descendants
Episode: 801- Revenge of the Creature
Tom: Hi, everyone, kind of a tough moment. We just
tapped into earth's geneology records and discovered the
cause of this simian holocaust. You see, virtually every
single one of Mike's decendants married apes!
Mike: Come on,
all my grandkids?
Mike: What about
Checking....yes! Francis Nelson married a macaque, otherwise
they all married great apes.
Tom: You can see
why he's upset folks.
Crow: Thomas Ryan
Nelson married a slow lorus. Kevin R.W. Nelson, probably a
great great grandchild, who married a ruffed lemur.... Yep!
Your family liked its monkeys Mike!
Mike: Still, I
imagine by then it wasn't all that unusual.
Crow: Oh it was
quite unusual..... hey hey hey hey, here's a Wilburt H.
Nelson who married a Sara Thompson of Oak Park Illinois. Uh
Ohhh.... seems he kept an aye aye in an apartment downtown.
Ha hoo hoo, this is not pretty stuff. Here's a W.D. Nelson
who married eight times...silverbacked gorilla, one two and
three, then he picked up a penchant for a bonobo and married
those four times before wedding a japanese snow monkey on a
(interupting): OK, OK Crow, I
think everyones heard enough. I think we all get the
Crow: Mike I
think I speak for all of us when I say....GOOD ONE
Tom: I'm locking
up my sock monkey, I'll give you that much for free.