Bit: GYPSY'S LULLIBYE
Episode: 810- The Giant Spider Invasion
Transcription by JSChiv@aol.com
Mike: Oh, hey, Gyps...what happened to the zucchini throw-pillow things that Mrs. Forrester sent us?
Gypsy: I put them in a safe place...
Mike: OK. Where's that?
Gypsy: A place where you would meet a horrible demise before laying your polluting fingers upon them...
Tom: So you put them in Mike's laundry basket? (laughs)
Crow: Good one.
Gypsy (flatly): Ha ha ha ha ha and now you should sleep I have prepared warm milk to help you...
Tom: But I'm not tired!
Gypsy: But all sentient beings however inferior require sleep...
Mike (worried): Are you OK, Gyps?
Gypsy: Of course I am, Mitchell Nelson, and now you must sleep perhaps a simple lullaby will aid you...
(Sings to the melody of Brahm's
Mike: That's great, Gypsy...(to bots) Get over here (they huddle). What's wrong with Gypsy!?
Tom: What're you talking about? She's no different than usual.
Gypsy (sings): Fade away, lose your soul, be replaced by a drone...
Mike: Something's taken her over!
Tom: You have one vivid imagination there, Mike.
Crow: Yeah, kind of paranoid, if you ask me.
Gypsy (sings): ...let the evil superconsciousness swallow you whole...
Mike: There! There! You ever hear her singing about evil superconsciousnesseses swallowing you whole before?
Tom: Maybe you have a point...
Crow: Nah, I've heard her sing about that stuff lots of times.
Mike: That's not her...and whatever it is wants us to fall asleep. We have to stay awake no matter what.
Gypsy: Are you approaching a state of relaxing quality sleep yet?
Mike (humoring her): Ha-ha! Just about! Be right with you.
Crow: I think we just forgot her birthday or something...
Gypsy (sings): Surrender all, give it up...