Bit: Toying with Tom's Soul
Episode: 818- Devil Doll
(On the desk is a shoddy-built Tom, with
the name "Tom" painted across the front. Crow and Tom are
standing around it. Pitch is on the desk waving Crow's arm
in front of the fake Tom.)
Crow: Oooo.... Oooo....
Tom: Wow! Neato!
So, how long does this usually take?
Pitch: Ah, it
depends on the resistance you get from your higher self, the
quality of your eternal sphere, that kinda thing....
(High-pitched sound. Tom groans, and falls over. The other
Tom "wakes up".) Oh! Oh!
Crow: Whoa hoo!
There we go!
Tom: Hey cool!
Crow: Servo, your
soul was remarkably easy to transfer!
Tom: Was it?
Crow: Hey, thanks
Pitch. I think I'm gonna enjoy this new skill.
Pitch: Just one
of many perks of being one of our valued customers.
great. (Mike walks by, not noticing Pitch.)
Mike: Hey Crow.
What's up? (Mike exits.)
Crow: Hey Mike.
Just toying with Servo's eternal soul. Pitch is showing me
how! (Mike walks by again from the other direction, still
not noticing Pitch.)
Mike: Ok. I'm
just drying some fruit if you need me. (Mike exits.)
Tom: So now, can he transfer my
soul into anything?
(Mike runs back on.)
Mike: You called
the Devil back?!
Pitch: *A* devil,
Mr. Nervous Nellie!
Mike: And now
you're tinkering with Servo's soul? (Notices the
poorly-built Tom.) Hi.
Crow: It's fun,
Mike! You wanna try? Come on, do it!
Tom: Could you transfer my soul
into a toaster strudel?
Mike: You know,
Crow, I think you're in league with the kingdom of
'Cause I do a little measly soul transference?!
Tom (Bouncing up and
down): Come on! Make
me a toaster strudel! That'll be cool! Come on!
Mike: You've been
making those pentagrams, and salt in your room!
(Starts laughing) What?! Really....
Mike: And now
you've called this guy back, and you're tinkering with souls
Pitch: You see,
Mike, if I could just talk with you for a....
Mike: No, you
can't say anything! You, get out of here! (Waves Pitch
away.) Get out, go on! Go on!
Crow: Mike? Mike!
(Calls to Pitch) Pitch! Pitch, I'm sorry! I'll call ya!
I'll have to do it myself then. (Exits)
(sighs): Oh boy.
Mike: You know,
okay, putting aside the whole thing of, you know, devils and
darkness, and all that. Putting that aside, why even do
(chuckling): Isn't it
obvious? Just to become more powerful in the service of the
Master, so that I may deliver more souls onto his dark
Mike (throwing up
his hands): But now....
Mike: Now see,
that's not good.
Crow: You know, I
can't listen to your silly paranoia all day, Mike! I have to
go pick up a goat carcass, ok? (Mike throws up his hands at
Crow again.) What?! What?! I mean, I just can't do anything
right with you!
Mike: That's a
little dark, that's all I'm saying.... (Mike and Crow
continue arguing as they exit.)
(High-pitched sound. A toaster strudel
with Tom's voice pops up from behind the desk.)
Tom the toaster
strudel: Ching! Ta-dah! Hey hey,
get me, I'm cinnamon-apple swirl! (laughs) Hello? Hey, come
on, bite me, I'm a toaster strudel! (laughs) But caution, my
filling may be hot! (laughs, and looks around) Hello? Heh
heh. Hello? We'll be right back. (looks around) Hello?