Song: CREEPY GIRL
Episode: 204- Catalina Caper
(with corrections by El
Mystico and Jeffrey
Tom: (sobbing)...Creepy girl! Oh Creepy
what's wrong, Tom Servo? You look as upset and downtrodden
as a little robot with inarticulate limbs can look!
Tom: Oh, it's
creepy girl, Joel. (sniffs) I just met a girl named Creepy
Girl. And suddenly I find...
Crow: I smell a
song coming on...(Lights dim, music swells...)...
Tom: Oh, creepy
girl (Singing doo wop style)
Lyle Waggoner's a total jerk
Second only to Tommy Kirk
Could you find it in your heart
To love a bot like me?
That fishy story you tell
Always makes me sleepy
But that's just what I get
For dating a girl that's creepy!
My creepy girl...
Oh, 'C' is for that feeling of uncertainty, for not quite
knowing what ethnic group you're from.
'R' is for the gifts you give me every time you smile.
The first 'E' is for...uh...well, I don't really know,
But the second 'E' is really a grammatical thing, 'cause
otherwise it would be 'Creppy Girl' and where would THAT
The 'P' is definitely not for platonic.
And 'Y'? Because I love you.
My creepy girl!
Oh what are you creepy girl? Are you French, Italian or one
of those swarthy Gypsy types? Heh heh!
Well, your accent suggests a Romance language, but I can't
But we can definitely rule out a Germanic language.
But it's okay, I'm a Bot without a country.
All I know is that I love you and I want to shout it from
Uh, but, I'd have to get back down to Earth and actually
climb a mountain.
Or they could just drop me off on a mountain...I don't care!
That would be okay.
Because I just...need...you!
My creepy girl
Won't you be mine?
I'll give you scrolls and fish and Tinkertoys and wine.
I'll ditch these guys if you'll be my creepy girl
Be mine...before movie sign...Ohh