Song: Merry Christmas, If That's Okay
Episode: 521-Santa Claus
(Mike & Bots in sweaters & scarfs
with Christmas carol books...)
Mike: Crow, Tom
and I have written and are going to perform an original
Crow: Uh, Mike,
it's NOT just for Christmas It's for holidays of ALL
Tom: And don't
call it a 'carol' because Carol is a woman's name and we
want this to be all-inclusive.
Mike: Okay, why
don't you hit it, Cambot? (Music starts)
Let us all now sing our praises to the Lord today!
Although you may not share our beliefs system
Which is perfectly OKAY
Maybe you worship an abstract being that is kind of
Or maybe you just worship a guy who's name is Greg
Perhaps your religion doesn't include a time called
But whatever your religion is, we support you 100
Mike (as Tom
So sit around the fire
And have a chestnut roast
Or raise a glass in toast
To Happy Day's Donnie Most!
But if you prefer to eat Indian food on Christmas Day
I can only shrug my shoulders and say "Namuste"
Crow (as Mike
Personally I prefer
Turkey, gravy and salad
But let's never forget
All cultures are valid!
Mike: So let's
have peace on earth and cut out all the bull.
Mike: Let's have
a holiday season that's multi-cultural.
Crow: If there's
one point we'd like to make
With this festive holiday song
Tom: It's that
Just once a year
So for a few days
For crying out loud!
All: Can we all
just get along?!?