Bit: Pearl Seeks Certification
Episode: 1002- Girl in Gold Boots
Transcribed by Craig Cash
(M&TB are at the desk. Servo is wearing a bracelet similar to the "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelets, while Crow wears a really big one with a whole lot of W's and other letters.)
Tom: So, anyway, that's what Jerry Jeff Walker would
(There's sciencey equipment all over the place, and Pearl is in the back giving Bobo electric shocks.)
Bobo: No, no lawgiver, please, I...(Gets
shocked)...Whoo, ho, boy, that is most unpleasant! (Gets
shocked again. Pearl comes up to the front of the
Tom: Pearl? What the Samuel Langhorn HELL are you talking about?!
Pearl: What am I talking about? Why, nothing less than
world domination! (Mad Scientist enters)
voice: Prepare to be tortured by
my maddest creation yet! (laughs weakly) Your movie has
wrenched from, uh, wrenched from Hell itself, it's called
"Girl in Gold Boots!"
Pearl: (Not talking into microphone) I am trying to get accredited! Could you please help me out here! (Talking into microphone again) Yes, the mephitic "Girl in Gold Boots!"
(Crow has no pupils showing, tom is jumping around with no bubble, making Daffy Duck-like "Whoo-hoo" noises, and Mike is trying to hang himself.)
Crow: MADNESS! AHHHHH! AHHHH! AAAAAH! IT'S MADNESS! IT'S MADNESS! IT'S MADNESS! IT'S, IT'S, AHHHHHHHHH!
(Observer, with hump on, gives Pearl the movie. Pearl hits him over the head with it several times, and, after Pearl administers Bobo's requested electrical shock, continues hitting him.)
(Mike appears to have hung himself, and servo, still with no bubble, is making Chicken noises)
Crow: (To Mike) Will you cut it out?!