Bit: Goosio Visits
Episode: 1008- Final Justice
(A papermache goose like the one seen in
the movie is at the bridge, speaking)
Goose-io! Friend of maltese children everywhere, hee
ho!/Goose-io! I bet your noose-io!
(Tom and Crow approach enter from either
side. Goose-io continues singing and quacking as Tom and
Crow: Oh...I get it. He's GOOSE-IO. Adorable.
Tom: Yeah. Friend
of maltese children everywhere.
Yup. Goose-io, like in the
Tom: Yup. This
must be the offall of the perverted mind of...
Crow & Tom: MIKE NELSON! (lower) Yup yup yup.
(finishing note) Goose-io! Ha ha ha ha!
God, I *hate* "cute"!
Tom: Well, only
one thing to do.
Yup. GET HIM! (They both tackle
Goose-io and pull him down out of the camera's reach)
Goosio: Why you
hurt Goose-io??? Oooooo....
(evil laugh) I'll make paper
mache outta you! (Paper flies everywhere, Crow and Tom get
up, Goose-io doesn't. Tom & Crow laugh.)
Mike (coming in): Hey, guys what's going -- (notices
Goose-io on floor) Uoooh! EEhh! AAAAAH! (picks it up, it's
hat is ripped off and it's neck is 'broken')
Tom: Ah, c'mon
now, Nelson, it's the annoying glob of paper mache which you
so ingratieately (?) call 'Goose-io'!
Mike: No! This is
Goose-io, the beloved folk hero and TV star of Malta!
Goose-io was send up here as a good will ambassador! He
teaches children lessons about *love* and *sharing* and
*hygene* and... (croaks) and you *killed* him!
Uh, sorry, Mike.
We-we-we were only trying to
destroy things that were specifically YOURS...
Crow: Uh, well, movie sign.