Bit: School Lunch Time
Episode: 312- Gamera vs. Guiron
(Crow and Servo with open lunch
Crow: ...No, I
can't eat cheese. It blocks me up like you
wouldn't--(realizes they are on the air. To Cambot.)
Uhh..Hi, there. Crow T. Robot here with Tom Servo on the
Satellite of Love and were about to enjoy our lunches our
moms or dads made for us. Joel's down in the galley cause
Gypsy's on a hot lunch program so he's making her a sloppy
joe and tater tots.
Voice: Commercial sign in 30
seconds. Recess is at 1:00.
Crow: And Servo's
trying to palm off his crummy bologna and cheese on white
bread for my chicken leg. (To Tom.) Nothing doing.
Tom: OK, forget
the sandwich, what else you got in there?
see. Peanut butter and gamey horsemeat..uh. half an
apple..bag of barbecue ram chips and Oh, one of those jock
shakes. Hey, whole stick of butter in every can.
Tom: No, no, no.
I can't have that. My dad says I'm too husky so I got one of
those fat free creamy snack loaves. Yuck, it tastes like a
chocolate covered urinal cake.
Voice: Commercial sign in 15
Crow: Hey, what's
that piece of paper?
Crow: Hey, c'mon.
It's a note from your Mom, right?
Crow: What's it
say? What's it say?
Tom: Okay, okay,
it says 'I love you, you make me so proud' Okay? Are you
satisfied? (Starts crying.)
Aww..Commercial sign in 5...4...3...2....commercial sign
Crow: Servo you
dont have a mother.
Tom: WHAT? NO!