Bit: "Being From Another Planet" was worse Episode: 405- Being From Another Planet Transcribed by HenryX [in the theater] (Credits are rolling) Tom: This is the worst movie we've ever seen here. Joel: Oh really, what about 'Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy'? Tom: Oh, worse, worse. Crow: What about 'Side Hackers'? Tom: Worse. Joel: 'Cave Dwellers'? Tom: Worse. Crow: 'Catalina Caper'? Tom: Worse. Joel: 'Pod People'? Tom: Worse. Crow: 'Hell Cats'? Tom: Oh, worse. Joel: 'Daddy-O'? Tom: Oh, worse! Crow: 'Rocket Attack USA'? Tom: Worse. Joel: 'Earth vs. the Spider'? Tom: Oh, definitely worse! Crow: 'Ring of Terror'? Tom: Worse! Joel: 'It Conquered the World'? Tom: Uhh... yeah, worse! Crow: 'Lost Continent'? Tom: Oh, worse. Joel: 'Moon Zero Two'? Tom: Oh, worse! Crow: 'Women of the Prehistoric Planet'? Tom: Worse. Joel: 'Time of the Apes'? Tom: Worse, worse. Crow: 'Wild Rebels'? Tom: Worse. Joel: 'Stranded in Space'? Tom: Worse. Crow: 'King Dinosaur'? Tom: Worse. Joel: 'Mighty Jack'? Tom: Worse. Crow: 'Rocketship X-M'? Tom: Worse. Joel: 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians'? Tom: Worse! Crow: 'The Unearthly'? Tom: Worse! (By now Tom's voice is somewhat Carson-esque.) Joel: 'Teenage Caveman'? Tom: Oh, worse! Crow: 'First Spaceship on Venus'? Tom: Oh, worse, worse! Joel: 'Space Travelers'? Tom: Much worse! Crow: 'Giant Gila Monster'? Tom: Oh, a lot worse! Joel: 'The Manchingo Coniglium'? Tom: Oh, huh? Crow: Hey, 'Teenagers from Outer Space' was much, much better! [Trace has muffed the line, which causes Kevin to delay getting his next line out.] Tom: It's a ton worse. \ Joel: 'City Limits'? Tom: Worse. Crow: 'War of the Colossal Beast'? Tom: Worse. Joel: 'Amazing Colossal Man'? Tom: Worse. Crow: 'Fugitive Alien'? Tom: Worse. Joel: Hmmm... 'Fugitive Alien 2'? Tom: Worse. Crow: Uhh... 'Master Ninja'? Tom: Worse. Joel: Oh, really? 'Gamera'? Tom: Worse, worse, worse, worse. Crow: Mmmm... 'Godzilla vs. Sea Monster'? Tom: Worse, worse, worse, worse, worse. Joel: 'Gamera vs. Zigra'? Tom: Worse, worse. Crow: '... vs. Baragon'? Tom: Worse, worse, worse, worse, worse. Crow: 'Gamera vs. Guiron'? Tom: Worse, worse, worse. Crow: How about 'The Castle of Fu Manchu'! Tom: OK, I'll grant you 'Castle of Fu Manchu' was just as bad, but we've never done a worse film! Joel: (rising as the credits end): OK, we gotta go. Come on. Crow: Sorry to leave. (cut) .