Bit: Mike Shares
Episode: 513- The Brain that Wouldn't Die
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Mike: So, the guy seeks out the woman with the scar and
begs her to trust again, when all along he plans to take her
head off with a bow saw.
Tom: That's about
the size of it.
Mike: So, then,
the director's whole point, if I'm not mistaken, is, in this
often cold and lonely world, don't reach out for love and
human understanding, or you'll only become part of a grisly
Crow: Well, I
think you're selling it short, Mike. There's also the strong
Tom: But, mostly
it is a celebration of betrayal.
Tom: But don't
Tom: You can
Crow: Yeah! I
mean, we don't know you that well., Mike.
Tom: Enough to
say, "Hi" in the hallway.
Crow: Right. But
you can trust us.
Tom: All the
Crow: In fact,
why don't you share something with us right now?
Tom: Oh, perhaps
an embarrasing moment!
Crow: Oh yeah! A
shameful thing you may have done or said.
Tom: It's up to
you, of coarse.
Crow: You'll feel
Mike: You think
Tom: I know
Mike: Well, there
is this time when I was nine years old and I went on a
walk-a-thon for some charity.
(indulgently): Oh, sure you
Mike: It was a
21-mile route from Batavia to St. Charles, and uh...
Tom: Go on...
But, it ended up at a McDonald's,
and the plan was to call home, cause I was still miles away.
Well, I wasn't thinking and I, uh--I uh, spent my phone
money on an ice cream cone for myself and my mom, and I was
too shy to ask anyone to use the phone so I just started
Crow: Of course,
Mike: Well, I
stopped along the way 'cause I had to go to the bathroom,
but it was at a gas station and you needed a key, and I was
too shy to ask anyone for the key and so...
Crow: You wet
'em, didn't you, Mike? (Mike nodds.)
Mike: Yeah. So, I
had to walk home with wet pants and by the time I got there
the ice cream cone had melted anyway, and I cried.
Mike. That took courage to tell that story. (everyone sighs)
HEY GYPSY YOU MIGHT WANNA GRAB A RAG IN CASE OL' FAITHFUL
HERE BLOWS AGAIN! (Tom leaves while laughing.)
Crow: Hey Tom,
grab Rusty Zipper there and let's get back into the
theather! (Crow leaves while laughing.)
This isn't going to be that
(offstage): Don't stand
under him! (Bots continue laughing.)
We'll be right back.