Bit: Gypsy's Shower
Episode 613- The Sinister Urge
Transcribed by: (I didn't save your name! Sorry!)
bridge is decorated with streamers and balloons. Over the door is
a sign that says “CONGRATULATIONS AND BEST WISHES ON YOUR
SHOWER.” Wrapped presents are sitting on the desk).
(Mike, Tom, and Crow are laughing)
Mike: Hi everyone, welcome to the Satellite of Love,
where Tom and Crow have planned something that is apparently lovely!
and darling and just so lovely!
Mike: That’s right! (Calls off screen) Oh
(Gypsy comes in)
Gypsy): We’re giving you
(Gypsy is quite surprised.)
Tom: Oh look, she’s surprised,
isn’t that just darling?
Gypsy: I’m not
(confused)…am I pregnant?
Gypsy, every woman gets a shower and it’s just so lovely!
I’m pretty sure I’m a woman…
(giggles): Open that one first Mike,
it’s from me! Doesn’t she look lovely?
Mike: It’s… (opens it up and takes
out the contents, a pair of pinking shears) pinking shears!
Gypsy: Oh! Thank you,
how very thoughtful, and lovely!
Tom: Oh, those are just darling crow! (Mike takes
another present and shakes it) OK, this is from me…
Mike: And it is… (opens present, which is
again, pinking shears) pinking shears!
Gypsy: Oh! Oh!
like mine! How darling and lovely!
Tom: Well yeah, Gypsy! I saw that Crow got you the same
thing, and that gave me the idea!
Mike (getting another present): OK, this one is from
Cambot, and it is
(opens it up, it’s pinking shears, again!) pinking shears!
Gypsy: Oh! I can get
pinky! (laughs briefly)
Mike: OK though (gets the last present), Tom and Crow
went on one more…
Gypsy: Oh let me guess,
let me guess!!! (pause) Pinking shears?
Mike (looks in it): Nope…
Mike (realizes): Oh I guess it is!
(commercial sign flashes) Pinking
shears! (removes the contents of the box, none other than pinking
Tom saw them and I had to agree!
Tom: How lovely and darling!
Mike (playing with the pinking shears): Pink, pink…