Frank the Bomber Attacks
Episode 613- The Sinister Urge
Transcribed by: (I didn't save your name! Sorry!)
(Mike and ‘bots are about to leave, when an explosion rocks
Crow: What was that?
Mike: What the heck was
(Smoke floods the SOL bridge. Mike, Crow, and Tom come in coughing due
to the smoke.)
Tom (partly garbled):
Mike: Some sort of an
explosion! Doesn’t seem to be much damage though.
Crow: Uh, looks like a
bomb was sent up through the Umbilcus! Uh, you don’t think
(telephone ringing off screen)
(camera pans to view a pay phone to the right of the theater door)
Since when did we get a pay phone?
Crow: Oh, you know, I
had that put in. There have been a lot of personal calls lately.
I’m not naming any names…
Tom: Shut your pie
hole Crow, we’ve got bigger things to worry about!
Mike (takes receiver
from phone and answers): Hello?
phone, sinister sounding): Hello
Nelson. Did I catch you at a bad time? I’ve heard about
your…explosive temper, hahahaha! Did you get the little
I sent up? It’s a little preview of what I’m going
to do to
Frank! You stop your terrorist activities right now!
Frank: (through phone):
Tisk, tisk, Nelson! That’s not
how the game is played! You forgot it is I who make the rules! You know
Nelson, you and I are quite alike really!
Mike: Oh Frank, would
you put Doctor Forrester on, please?
(We focus on Frank with a cordless phone)
Frank: Dr. Forrester?
Oh, he can’t come to the phone right
He’s a little (camera zooms out, showing Dr. F, tied to a
with bundles of dynamite tied to him.) tied up at the moment,
hahahahahaha! (Dr. F struggles to get out and get at Frank) Now, now,
behave Doctor, hehe! I must say, Forrester, you really are quite a
piece of work, hahaha…
if you don’t cut it out, I’m gonna kill you!
Frank: No Doctor
Forrester, it is ‘you are going to kill
me!’ Hahahahahahaha! You’re stuck here!
you’re going to blow up Deep Thirteen, aren’t you?
(Frank nods) Could I use the phone for just a sec?
Frank: Doctor Forrester,
I must say, you are a worthy adversary! (Gives
Dr. F the phone) Here, take the phone! Have a nice chat!
Then…you will die!
thank you! (starts talking on phone) Mike, Crow, Servo, how are you
Mike (through phone): Uh, well we’re
Doctor Forrester, how are you?
I’m fine, fine. Oh say, could you do me just the teensiest
Mike (through phone): Uh, sure,
what is it?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!! (Mike, Crow, and Tom are startled)
Mike: Well, well, what
about that, huh? Doctor Forrester’s asking for our help.
Crow: If Frank goes
through with his plan that means no more mad scientist!
Which means no more evil experiments!
Which means no more Deep 13!
Crow: Which means no
way we can ever, ever get down to Earth!
Tom: Which eventually
means no more Satellite of Love!
Mike: Which means no
more…(realizes what will happen)
Tom and Crow: Uhhhhhhhh (all three faint)
(commercial sign flashes)
Crow (getting back up): We’ve got
to help Doctor Forrester save Deep 13! Uh, uh, uhhhhhhh…