Bit: Lord of the Dance!

Episode: 813- Jack Frost

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(Crow and Servo are standing behind the desk while Gypsy is "sitting" outside the desk area looking in.)

Crow: Ladies, and.....uh, Gypsy!

Gypsy: Heh....

Crow: Michael Nelson IS Lord of the Dance! (Mike jumps out from offscreen, wearing no shirt, a necklace, and a bandanna while Tom does a cymbal clash)

Gypsy: Oooohhhh.......(whispering to Crow) Did the other one die? (Mike, Crow, and Tom all stop and look at Gypsy)

Crow (hurt): Well, no....anyway, Michael Nelson IS Lord of the Dance! (Mike resumes his pose.)

Tom: 1, 2, 3, 4... (Mike drops his pose and M&TB begin to dance an Irish jig while Tom hums an Irish song. After they are done, Mike spreads his arms and gasps manfully)

Gypsy: Oh....uh....yeah.... (an awkward silence follows). Well, there's this sink I need to take a look at......

Tom: 1, 2, 3, 4..... (The dance sequence begins again)

Gypsy: Oh! Oh, my....(The dancing stops and Mike gasps again.) Oh....(to Cambot) We'll be right back....

Tom: 1, 2, 3, 4....(The dancing begins again)