Episode: 815- Agent For H.A.R.M.

Transcription by

(with an assist from Charles Thomas)

(Editor's note: Both these contributors were eager to offer us the utterly uncensored text of Crow's videotaped testimony offered at Mike's trial in Intergalactic Court for blowing up all those planets. But, since the original bit was intentionally bleeped by BBI as part of the bit, and since we like to think of ourselves as a family website, we're presenting it here with some of the less terrible words included, but with a certain two words only hinted at.)

Crow: This thing on? Okay. Hi! I'm Crow T. Robot and I'm here to tell you that Mike Nelson is innocent. Mike Nelson is 200 % f---ing not guilty. And if you bastards don't goddamn find him innocent, then you can just f---ing kiss my fat f---ing ass. And that f---ing goes for your bulls--- court system, too! Mike, I'm so motherf---ing sorry I couldn't f---ing be there for this f---ing s---ty really bogus trial, man. But let me goddamn tell ya something, Nelson. If I was there, I'd f---ing kick everyone's fat stupid motherf---ing behinds and then cram it up their f---ing ass. Anyway, Mike, buddy, I hope this s--- helps. Take care, Mike.