Bit: CROW'S TESTIMONY
Episode: 815- Agent For H.A.R.M.
(with an assist from Charles
(Editor's note: Both
these contributors were eager to offer us the utterly
uncensored text of Crow's videotaped testimony offered at
Mike's trial in Intergalactic Court for blowing up all those
planets. But, since the original bit was intentionally
bleeped by BBI as part of the bit, and since we like to
think of ourselves as a family website, we're presenting it
here with some of the less terrible words included, but with
a certain two words only hinted at.)
Crow: This thing
on? Okay. Hi! I'm Crow T. Robot and I'm here to tell you
that Mike Nelson is innocent. Mike Nelson is 200 % f---ing
not guilty. And if you bastards don't goddamn find him
innocent, then you can just f---ing kiss my fat f---ing ass.
And that f---ing goes for your bulls--- court system, too!
Mike, I'm so motherf---ing sorry I couldn't f---ing be there
for this f---ing s---ty really bogus trial, man. But let me
goddamn tell ya something, Nelson. If I was there, I'd
f---ing kick everyone's fat stupid motherf---ing behinds and
then cram it up their f---ing ass. Anyway, Mike, buddy, I
hope this s--- helps. Take care, Mike.