Bit: Deep Space Dogfight
Episode: 820- Space Mutiny
Transcribed by Dan Newton
(Mike enters, stage right, holding a tiny teacup. He looks around, and sees that the 'bots aren't there.)
Mike: Ah, alone at last! (Sits down, placing teacup on
table. There is a tiny, child-sized tea set, and a portable
record player. Humming to himself, he places the tone arm
down onto the record. Genteel, English garden style music
plays. With much flair, he takes one, then two sugar cubes
from the sugar bowl, and places them gently into the cup.
Daintily, he raises the cup to his lips, when--the satellite
is rocked by an explosion. Debris rain down on him. He looks
around, shocked. What the hell?
(Two interstellar fighters appear,
careening towards us. Sounds of weapons fire over the
(Mike is listening with growing concern.)
Crow: Kkkk! Enjoy a nice serving of Brown Betty with, death, but, but, but, mostly eat death! Kkkk!
(The two ships hurtle towards the SOL.)
(Mike tries, again, to drink his tea. Another explosion. More debris.)
Mike: Crow? Servo? You guys be careful out there!
(The two ships power dive towards the SOL.)
Tom: I love you, Crow!
(Mike looks furtive. Massive explosion. Flames off-screen.)
Mike: (nervously)Crow? Servo? (pause) Fellas?
(Twisted, burning wreckage of the two star craft embedded into the side of the SOL.)
Mike: (angry, hands on hips) OK now, this isn't funny any more!
(Crow and Servo enter, laughing. They are smoldering and heavily damaged, with gaping holes, pieces falling off, etc. )
Tom: Oh, lighten up Nelson! We're robots,
(Fade out to explosion.)