Bit: Crow's Thanksgiving Story
Episode: K03- Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
(Doors close and focus on Crow and
Crow: Uh, Oh
yeah. Okay, um, so the Pilgrims first came to America in a
gigantic green and yellow moving van.
Crow: Until they
bumped into a Plymouth, uh, and then they got out of the van
and took turns starving.
Crow: Uh, yeah.
Starving. Uh, huh, I don't know why they didn't just pop
open a pack of freeze-dried smoky links like Joel does.
fudge. (Joel enters)
Joel: Hey you
Gypsy: (As together as possible)
Hey Joel Hodgson.
Crow: I was just
taking the liberty of explaining Thanksgiving to
Crow: Yes. Uh,
Joel Hodgson, we don't get the part after when they sat down
with the Indians and ate mace.
Joel: Uh, no, no,
it's not mace. Uh, it's maize. Maize is, uh, a Native
American word for corn.
Crow: You mean
they would spray corn in each other's face during
Joel: No. No. No,
uh, but that's pretty close. Uh, I gotta- listen, I gotta go
work on the, uh, satellite reflector shields, and, uh, you
keep teaching Gypsum(sic) about Thanksgiving. I think you're
Thanksgiving. Miles Standoff.
Cambot. Bring it in a little. (Gypsy chuckles, and Cambot
closes in on the two bots.) Yeah. Hee hee. Now this is the
best part. Then Miles Standoff and the Prince-Queen
Pokawatha loaded the turkey catapults and started pelting
the Nina, the Pinto, and the Santa Maria.
Crow: Uh, uh,
yeah, Santa Claus! Uh, and that's why we have to start
shopping, uh, right away after Thanksgiving!
that's, that's how it works. (Gypsy chuckles.)