List: MST3K Beatles References

Compiled by Lizzlane@aol.com

This list is essentially a list of every time The Beatles, a song lyric ever written or performed by The Beatles (including their post-Beatles solo work), a comment ever uttered by any member of The Beatles or anything even tangentally Beatles-related was ever mentioned or referenced in MST3K. It's probably not complete. If you have any additions, please send them to Lizzlane@aol.com. We at Satellite News want to express our thanks and appreciation to Lizzlane for allowing us to admit this wonderfully obsessive list to Ward E.

Note 1: Incorrect lyrics are indicated with a "[sic]", except in the case of an obvious parody.

Note 2: In some cases, the reference made on MST3K was not a direct reference to the Beatles, but an indirect reference, i.e. a reference to somebody else referencing The Beatles (Rick Nelson mentioning Yoko in the song "Garden Party) or a reference to something else that the Beatles also made reference to. These occasions are noted where applicable.
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K12- FUGITIVE ALIEN--When a magnetic field is shown:

Tom & Joel (sung to tune of "Strawberry Fields"): Let me take you down cuz I'm going to/
magnetic fields, nothing is real.
No refrigerator to stick on.
Living is easy when you're a magnet,
holding up some kid's artwork.
It says I love you mom but you really can't believe it.
It doesn't matter any more.

As a spaceship battle is happening:

Tom & Joel: Shake it up baby, twist and blow 'em up. [sic] Shake it shake it shake it baby now. Shake it baby. Turn them inside out, inside out. [sic] Wooooh! Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh!"

 

Episode K18- THE MILLION EYES OF SU-MURU --As a woman is shown pulling on a stocking:

Joel: Sexy Sadie!

 

Episode K20- THE LAST CHASE--During screaming mob scene:

Crow: Beatlemania! (singing) Close your eyes and I'll kiss you...
Joel (singing): ...tomorrow I'll miss you...
Tom (singing): I wanna hold your head [sic]
Oh please say to me you'll let me be
Joel: ...your man. (singing)
Tom (singing): Baby, you can turn in my car" [sic]

 

Episode 204- CATALINA CAPER--During host segment in which Joel discusses the 60's, and mentions subliminal messages:

Tom: Turn me on, dead man.

 

Episode 210-- KING DINOSAUR--When a reel-to-reel tape machine is being used:

Crow: Aww, they taped over the Beatles' Berlin tapes!"

 

Episode 211-- FIRST SPACESHIP ON VENUS--When dark, hilly landscape is shown:

Tom: Somewhere in the black mountain hills of some alien planet...

Man says, "Listen!":

Tom: Do you want to know a secret?"

 

Episode 301- CAVE DWELLERS--While naming off assassins:

Crow: Mark David Chapman.

 

Episode 302- GAMERA--At press conference:

Joel: Are you a mod or a rocker?

Tom (as Ringo): I'm a mocker!

 

Episode 303 - POD PEOPLE-When goofy song is playing in background:

Tom: Boy, ya' know, Ringo did some bad songs, but this is embarrassing!

During one of the calling sequences:

Crow: Beastmaster? Ringo?

 

Episode 305- STRANDED IN SPACE--Old man says, "There was nothing prior to the perfect order worth remembering or recording":

Joel: Except the Beatles!

 

Episode 307- DADDY-O--When two people have broken in to a gym:

Crow: They came in through the bathroom window.

Tom: Protected by a silver spoon.

 

Episode 310- FUGITIVE ALIEN--Whenever Ken says "Rita!"

Tom: Meter maid!

 

Episode 314- MIGHTY JACK--After the mads' invention exchange:

Crow: Ya' know, Joel, every day, in every way, those guys are getting weirder and weirder! (Indirect reference note: This is a paraphrase of a popular self-help book quote that was later used as a Lennon lyric. The riff may be a reference to the quote itself, not the lyric.)

When a woman in a funky jacket says "There's only one thing that bothers me....:

Crow: My Sgt. Pepper outfit!

 

Episode 315- TEENAGE CAVEMAN--When a caveman calls someone on a mountain a fool:

Tom: Fool on the hill.

 

Episode 317- VIKING WOMEN VS. THE SEA SERPENT with short: THE HOME ECONOMICS STORY--During short, as four girls walk toward camera:

Joel: Hey, it's Abbey Road!

Tom: Boy, you're gonna carry that weight.

 

Episode 318- STAR FORCE - FUGITIVE ALIEN II--As the camera pans across four guys:

Tom: George! Paul! John! Pete Best!

Whenever Ken says "Rita!"

Tom: Meter maid!

 

Episode 319- WAR OF THE COLOSSAL BEAST--Man says "He started growing at a rate of 20 ft. a day":

Joel: He blew his mind out in a car.

As giant is shown chained down:

Tom: Chains, my baby's got me locked up in chains, and they ARE the kind that you can see. (Indirect reference note: The Beatles did cover this song, but it's not an original song by them, so this may not be a direct reference.)

 

Episode 320- THE UNEARTHLY--During host seg Joel is rambling on and on:

Crow: Please mister, can we have our ball back?

Man says "I've got the gun." to another man:

Crow: Warm gun. Makes me happy.

 

Episode 324- MASTER NINJA II--Camera zooms in on guy with big mustache:

Crow: I am the walrus!

When a garden party is mentioned:

Joel: Yoko brought her walrus... (Indirect reference: This is actually a reference to a Ricky Nelson song, which references The Beatles)

Ninja says to companion,"I shoulda known better":

Tom: With a girl like you

 

Episode 403- CITY LIMITS--Harmonica-like music plays in background:

Tom: Sounds like 'Love Me Do.'

 

Episode 405- BEING FROM ANOTHER PLANET--Opening credits, as a disembodied voice speaks over various other noises:

Crow: Number 9, Number 9

 

Episode 406- ATTACK OF THE GIANT LEECHES--When a man is shown scuba-diving:

Tom (sung in 'underwater' voice): I'd like to be/ under the sea.

 

Episode 409- THE INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN with short: UNDERSEA KINGDOM PT 2--During the short, for no apparent reason :

Joel: Oh, Mother Superior jumped the gun.

Narrator says,"And then he gave us a most important answer:"

Tom: The Beatles.

 

Episode 412- HERCULES AND THE CAPTIVE WOMEN--Man says something that sound like "Powa":

??: "Power to the people." (Indirect reference note: This Lennon lyric was a revolutionary slogan first, and the riff may be a direct reference to the slogan, not to the lyric.)

During host segment, Joel is asking Tom Trivial Pursuit questions. Tom's answer to every question:

The Beatles.

During a battle sequence:

Tom: Well, you say you want a revolution, huh?

 

Episode 414- TORMENTED--When man goes up lighthouse stairs:

Tom (sung): The long and winding stairs."

Man says,"You know how many hit records I'd have to sell to pay for that?":

Crow: More than Elvis or The Beatles! (Indirect reference note: This riff is actually a reference to the cheap TV record offers that claim this or that performer has sold more records than Elvis or The Beatles.)

Woman says,"I know exactly what you are!":

Joel: You're a superstar, that's what you are. [sic]

 

Episode 416- FIRE MAIDENS OF OUTER SPACE--A plane lands:

Tom: It's The Beatles!

Joel (sung): It's been a hard day's...

 

Episode 417- CRASH OF THE MOONS with short: GENERAL HOSPITAL PT 3--During short, woman says, "Well, he wanted to do it.":

Joel: ...in the road.

 

Episode 421- MONSTER A-GO-GO--Group of girls laying down sit up and scream:

Crow: The Beatles!

 

Episode 423- BRIDE OF THE MONSTER--Bela says,"Twenty years ago..."

Crow: Today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band...

Man with beard is shown and Joel says, "Lenin?":

Tom (quietly): McCartney?

 

Episode 501- WARRIOR OF THE LOST WORLD--Warrior is walking through cave filled with spiders:

Tom (sung): Eight legs a week...

While helicopter is shooting at prisoners:

Tom (nervous laugh): Give peace a chance?

 

Episode 502- HERCULES

Invention exchange: Instant Karma.

 

Episode 503- SWAMP DIAMONDS--During scene with policewoman in weird uniform:

Tom (sung): Lovely Rita, meter maid...

 

Episode 504- SECRET AGENT SUPER DRAGON--Agent looks in nightstand:

Joel: Only to find Gideon's Bible.

 

Episode 505- The Magic Voyage of Sinbad--As the shores of India are shown:

Joel: Hey, there's George Harrison!

 

Episode 508- OPERATION DOUBLE 007--When villain is talking to another man:

Tom: Oh, and lose the Ringo hat.

As guy with big mustache dies:

Crow: I am the walrus, koo koo ka...joo..." [sic]

While nun is kidnapping a man:

Tom (sung): Mother Superior jump the gun...

Man says into phone "Hello, hello!":

Joel: I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello!"

 

Episode 511- GUNSLINGER--Man says, "You gonna let it be?"

Tom: Speaking words of wisdom?

 

Episode 513- THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE--When mannish-looking woman is shown:

Tom: JoJo was a man who thought he was a woman!"

Man says, "I? Imagine?"

Mike: All the people.

 

Episode 514- TEEN-AGE STRANGLER--During host segment, while naming off show biz couples whose relationship lasted:

Tom: ...John and Yoko, for that matter.

 

Episode 516- ALIEN FROM L.A.--As a guy is shuffling along:

Crow: Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head.

 

Episode 518- THE ATOMIC BRAIN--When plane is shown landing:

Mike (sung): Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC

 

Episode 521- SANTA CLAUS--As Santa sits in a pile of letters:

Crow: I'm more popular than Jesus!

 

Episode 524- 12 TO THE MOON--Man says,"Listen!"

Mike: Do you want to know a secret?

Two men are talking to each other:

Crow (sung): Ebony...Ivory

 

Episode 604- ZOMBIE NIGHTMARE--Just before they leave the theater:

Tom/Mike (sung): Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head...

As zombie staggers along:

Tom (sung): What would you think if I sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on me?" (Indirect reference note: This riff actually refers to the Joe Cocker version of the Beatles song, and more directly to Cocker and his spastic performance style.)

 

Episode 605- COLOSSUS AND THE HEADHUNTERS--As Tom is doing everyone's taxes:

Tom: Cuz I'm the taxman, yeah, the taxman...

When a group of cavemen are shown:

Mike: Hey, it's the Ringo Starr gang.

When a shaggy-haired decapitated head is shown:

Mike: It's Paul McCartney's head on a pole!

Tom: Yay! (English accent)

Crow: Don't get me down or anything, it's not like I'm being defiled!

 

Episode 606- The Creeping Terror--As a guy is driving through the hills:

Mike: Somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota there lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon.

 

Episode 607- BLOODLUST--As a guy with a suit and a bowl haircut is shown:

Mike: I shouldn't let Brian Epstein dress me.

 

Episode 611- LAST OF THE WILD HORSES--When horse with thick forelock is shown:

Mike: That horse has a Beatles' wig!

Alternate Dr. Forrester is naming off similar music they have in the alternate universe:

Dr. F: ...your 'The Beatles'...

 

Episode 612- THE STARFIGHTERS--When planes are shown flying:

Mike: Jet! (Then all start humming)

When military guy is naming off a bunch of numbers:

Tom: ...and the one after 909.

As pilot looks up at the sky:

Tom: ...and marshmallow skies...

 

Episode 614- SAN FRANCISCO INTERNATIONAL--As a group of men descend stairs from plane:

Tom: Ladies and gentlemen, the parents of the Beatles!

 

Episode 616- RACKET GIRLS--While two women are wrestling:

Crow: No wonder people went nuts over the Beatles - this is all there was!"

When wormy guy is jogging down road w/ girl:

Mike: Hey, why don't we do it in the road? No one will be watching us.

When women wrestlers are screaming:

Crow: The Beatles!

 

Episode 703- DEATHSTALKER AND THE WARRIORS FROM HELL--During long, drawn-out music note:

Crow: They're playing the chord from 'A Day in the Life.'

 

Episode 704- THE INCREDIBLE MELTING MAN--Shot of a pair of feet stepping off a plane:

Crow: The Beatles!

 

Episode 705- ESCAPE 2000--Kid wearing a funky hat is shown:

Crow: It's real hard to find genuine Ringo caps anymore.

When someone says "C'mon":

Mike: Please please me.

 

Episode 804- THE DEADLY MANTIS--As man is reading a paper:

Crow: Oh damn, another thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire.

 

Episode 807- TERROR FROM THE YEAR 5000--As a man deplanes:

Crow: Ladies and gentlemen - The Beatles!

As man leaves house carrying suitcases:

Tom (to the tune of "She's Leaving Home"): Heeeee...

Mike (singing): He was a small oily man...

When old, bald bartender with glasses is shown:

Mike: Bartender's a clean old man, isn't he?

 

Episode 808- THE SHE CREATURE--As a man walks into a house:

Crow: Is this the Mr. Kite people are always doing things for the benefit of?

Man is naming off people who will be at a party:

Crow: John and Yoko will stop by.... (Indirect reference note: This is a reference to the Ricky Nelson song "Garden Party.")

 

Episode 810- THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION--When Manson-like hillbilly is walking along:

Tom (sung): Helter Skelter...

When same character gets in his car:

Mike (sung): Have you seen the little piggies...

 

Episode 812- THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED-UP ZOMBIES--Woman says, "Help!" three times:

Mike: I need somebody. Not just anybody. You know I need someone.

 

Episode 813- JACK FROST--Wedding party attired in brightly coloured costumes is shown:

Crow: Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club wedding.

 

Episode 814- RIDING WITH DEATH--Computer is shown:

Crow (robot-like voice): The long...and winding...road...that...

Man says "Hello? Hello?" into phone:

Mike: I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello."

 

Episode 818- DEVIL DOLL--Dummy with Beatles-like haircut is shown:

???: Am I a mod or a rocker?"

A contemplative reporter is shown:

???: I wonder if Paul and Linda got that pot I sent them?

 

Episode 819- INVASION OF THE NEPTUNE MEN--Record player starts playing backwards:

Tom: Paul is dead man, miss him, miss him.

Kids shown running on fire escape:

Mike (sung): It's been a hard day's night...

 

Episode 901- THE PROJECTED MAN--Woman in a bikini answers telephone:

Tom: George Harrison fan club; please hold.

British lady is speaking:

Tom: I like Ringo best.

British lady is crying:

Mike: Paul McCartney got married!

 

Episode 909- Gorgo--When uncomfortable guy in submarine is shown:

Crow: If they don't let me up to go soon it will be a yellow submarine.

 

Also note: The following episodes have been viewed and, to our knowledge, contain NO Beatles references:

322- Master Ninja 1, 408- Hercules Unchained, 413- Manhunt in Space, 418- Attack of the Eye Creatures, 422- The Day the Earth Froze, 509- The Girl in Lover's Lane, 608- Code Name: Diamond Head, 610- The Violent Years, 615- Kitten With a Whip.

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