Song: To Earth
Episode: 1013- Diabolik
Transcribed by Tom Kirkpatrick
(with an assist by Bean118@aol.com, DerekArmstrong@webtv.net, firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com and JediStar94@aol.com)
(Mike, Servo and Gypsy are looking through Mike's scrapbook.)
Mike: Hey, and there's me by the giant fiberglass
muskie in Hayward, Wisconsin.
Gypsy (spoken): We did?
Tom (spoken): Wisconsin?
(Mike brings out inflatable globe)
Mike: (singing) To Earth!
Tom: (scatting) Yeah, yeah!
Mike: The very birthplace of my birth
Tom: (getting into it) Do de doot do
Mike: The thought of Earth fills me with mirth (laughs)
Tom: Hey, maybe we'll meet Colin Firth!
Mike: That is a possibility. (Tom continues scatting)
Gypsy: (singing) To wander barefoot by the sea
Tom: (singing cheerfully) and slice your heal upon a broken bottle of Lipton Iced Tea!
Mike: (spoken) C'mon, clam it, Shorty, you're not helping.
Crow: (singing) The Earth's a big and scary place
Tom: (spoken) It is?
Crow: They listen to Sean Mullens and Alanis Morrisette
Tom: Oh no!
Crow: This satellite has been my home,
Mike: Absolutely! (brings out Crow's wire mother)
Crow: (spoken) Mom! (singing) Okay!
Tom: (changing his mind) Oh, no!
Crow: Then it's to Earth we'll go to stay!
Tom: Oh, no no.
Gypsy: (singing) Through sylvan glens we'll romp and play
Tom: (singing, worried) But what if I get eaten by a dog, or by a manta ray?
Mike, Crow & Gypsy: (singing) Let's go!
Tom: There's so much that we don't know!
Mike, Crow & Gypsy: It's Gypsy, Servo, Mike and Crow!
Tom: I'm scared of water buffalo!
Mike, Crow & Gypsy: Exotic lands we'll come to know
Tom: We'll all get mugged in Chi-ca-go
Mike, Crow & Gypsy: We'll bid this satellite farewell, And then we'll go...To Earth!
Tom: Well, now I think I'd rather stay
Mike, Crow & Gypsy: To Earth!
Tom: I wish to hell you wouldn't say -
All: To Earth!
Crow: (spoken, cheered up about the whole thing) Ha ha!
Well, now I can't wait to go! Show me that giant fiberglass