Song: Riffing "OK, Connery"
Episode: 508- Operation Double 007
Transcribed by Susan Paine
Crow: [humming "Rockin' Robin"] Deedly deedly dee dee dee deet down -
Tom: Hey, "Assault on a Queen."
Singer: HE told me -
Crow: [credits read 'Daniela Bianchi'] The Danny Bonnaduce Story.
Tom: [credits read 'Adolfo Celi'] Ahh.
Singer: HE keels me, HE keeps me believing maybe it's love -
Joel: Mutiny on the Betsy.
Singer: HE charms me -
Crow: Good thing they have an expresso machine.
Tom: Mm hm.
Singer: HE sends me, when HE looks in my eyes -
Tom: Get over here, and turn the music down!
Singer: And tells me it's love -
Joel: Uh, like this?
Singer: HE holds me, HE [coming aboard whistle] -
Joel: All hands on ME!
Singer: HE knows how to make the girls fall in love -
Tom: HE eats tuna salad sammitches -
Singer: HE tells me, HE loves me -
Tom: [credit for Guido Lollabrigida] Guido?
Singer: And I -
Singer: - look in his eyes and give him my love -
Crow: Is there anything this guy doesn't do?
Singer: HEY! OK, Con-nery -
Joel: KID POWER!
Singer: Enough for me, heh heh, OK Connery -
Tom: I sailed to Tahiti with an all-girl crew, and all I got was this wet t-shirt.
Singer: Anyone can SEE, HE is the man for me - OK Connery -
Crow: Uh oh, you know when there's four people on a screenplay, there's gonna be trouble.
Singer: Hey he he, the one for me, heh heh, OK Connery, OK Connery, the one for me, anyone can see, HE is the man for me -
Joel: You know, I'm suddenly hungry for Cracker Jacks and I don't know why.
Crow and Tom: Hmm.
Singer: Because -
Singer: HE holds me, HE wants me -
Tom: HE sat on his glasses once!
Singer: - ever fell in love with -
Crow: Sure would like to get permission to come aboard.
Singer: - Got to - falling for him -
Joel: HE likes to wear mittens!
Singer: The only one -
Crow: HE'S got a deviated septum!
Tom: HE'S a real big fan of Delta Burke!
Joel: HE gets his hair cut on Tuesdays!
Crow: HE prefers stuffing to potatoes!
Tom: HIS favorite movie is Turner and Hooch! Hey!
Singer: Hey! OK, Connery -
All: HOORAY FOR SANTY CLAUS! [clap clap clap clap]
Singer: The one for me, OK Connery -
Crow: This guy can't possibly live up to the song they wrote about him. Probably just an accountant named Wally.
Singer: Anyone can see, HE is the man for me -
Joel: So you're saying you *like* this guy?
Singer: Because HE holds me, HE trusts me -
Tom: No, no, please, don't hold back. How do you really feel?
Singer: He is the only one I ever fell in love with and -
All: Ehh, ehh, uhhhh ughhhhhhh -
Crow: Women who sing too much.
Tom: And the men they sing about.
Singer: HE is the man, the man for me -
Joel: Port of call -Cindy.
Singer: HE is the man [coming aboard whistle], the man for me -
Tom: Oh, Ennio.
Singer: HE is the man, the man for me, he is the man -
Tom: Now this is one naughty navy.
Crow: We do more hair and makeup before breakfast than most people do all day.
Singer: HE is the man, the man for me!