Song: Whispering Christmas Warrior
Episode 521- Santa Claus
Transcribed by Toolmaster Jef Zehnder
(Canned stadium audience cheering can be heard. A banner with KISS-like lettering that reads "Santa Klaws" is above movie sign. Mike is wearing a rather ugly jacket and both him and the bots have guitars. Music is heard playing under Mike.)
Mike: Good evening, Buffalo! We are Santa Klaws, and we have just one question for you. Are you ready to be merry??
Mike: I said, ARE YOU READY TO BE MERRY!?!
Dr. F and Frank (Enthused): YESSSSS!!!!
Mike: Then stuff this in your stocking. 1, 2, 3, 4...
I have slain the grinch
Crow and Tom (chanting):
The warrior of Christmas
Crow and Tom (singing falsetto):
Silver bells fall from your nose
Vixen lets explore
Tom (singing, under Mike): Owwwwwwwwww!!! (Flash pots at either side of the stage go off.)
Mike (shouting, as Crow and Tom shout "Thank you!" numerous times): Thank you, Buffalo! We love you!