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Weekend Discussion Thread: Most Disgusting Movie Moments

What we’re looking for are the moments that make you go “ewwww!”

Here are my top ten, in episode order: • 312- GAMERA VS. GUIRON: Gaos gets carved into cold cuts. Weird and hideous. • 405- BEING FROM ANOTHER PLANET: T.A. puts his hand in Egyptian hand killing junk–Effective makeup, effectively icky. • […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: Hotties/Hunks from MSTed Movies

This is probably going to reveal a lot about us…

I’ll leave a hunks list to the ladies, but here’s my a list of ten hotties I find easy on the eyes:

Rosita Arenas — Flora from episode 102- ROBOT VS. THE AZTEK MUMMY: Very demure, but you can tell she’s a tigress. […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: Fill In the Missing Stingers

The following episodes (not counting KTMA) do not have stingers. 101- THE CRAWLING EYE 102- THE ROBOT VS. THE AZTEC MUMMY 103- MAD MONSTER 104- WOMEN OF THE PREHISTORIC PLANET 105- THE CORPSE VANISHES 106- THE CRAWLING HAND 107- ROBOT MONSTER 108- THE SLIME PEOPLE 109- PROJECT MOONBASE 110- ROBOT HOLOCAUST 111- MOON […]

Catch the Phrases!–Updated yet again

Close readers of this site may have noticed a small change in our navigation bar: three of our least-performing (make that non-performing) merchandise stores at Cafepress.com have been closed.

(If there’s anybody out there who’s been procrastinating buying a Ward E, Daddy-O or Tradin’ Post T-shirt for all these years, and […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: Most Memorable Movie Theme Songs

I ran through the list of episodes and found that I had almost no memory of the theme music for most of the movies. I guess, being mostly low-budget affairs, the themes were forgettable, But I did come up with five that jumped out at me. I’m sure you guys will remember others […]