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Long Weekend Discussion Thread: Favorite Inventions

I was going to wait until tomorrow with this, but what the heck, it’s a holiday weekend, so let’s get started.

Here are my top 10, mostly based on how funny the bit was. You are welcome to use whatever criterion you like.

• 201- ROCKETSHIP X-M: the BGC-19, if only for the […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: Lamest Heroes in a MSTed Movie

Sorry for the late start. Our topic this week is: Lame heroes in MSTed movies. There are, of course, so many of these to choose from, getting your list down to ten will be tough. Show your work.

In episode order: • 310- FUGITIVE ALIEN/ 318- STAR FORCE – FUGITIVE ALIEN II–Starwolf: Full […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: Top 5 Stingers

Picking only five is going to be tough, but I never promised you a rose garden. My picks are: • 205- ROCKET ATTACK USA–Stinger: “Help me!” The very first stinger and still one of the best. • 310- FUGITIVE ALIEN–Stinger: “AHAHAHAHA….you’re STUCK HERE!” • 514- TEEN-AGE STRANGLER Stinger: “And he didn’t steal no […]

Weekend Discussion Thread: Introductory Movies

First of all, thanks to everybody who submitted weekend discussion thread ideas. I will get to most of them, but this weekend is a natural offshoot of Thursday’s Episode Guide discussion of “Manos.” For those of you who didn’t read it, with the exception a few deeply disturbed fans, it was the general […]

Crow T. Cylon

I always suspected Crow was one of the Final Five….