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New Short from RiffTrax…

Count the turkeys or the health violations, kids!

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7 Replies to “New Short from RiffTrax…”

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  1. eegah says:

    Hilarious!

    One-turkey, Two-turkey, Three-turkey, Four!

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  2. Manny Sanguillen says:

    Is Ben Murphy the narrator?

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  3. mstgator says:

    This is instantly among my top five favorite Rifftrax shorts… will have to revisit it when I’m not so doped up on cold medicine.

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  4. touches no one's life, then leaves says:

    “It was like the turkeys mounted a counterattack. It was almost as if they were…organized.” — Les Nessman, “Turkeys Away,” “WKRP in Cincinnati”

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  5. MissT3K says:

    @ TNOL,TL “They’re falling like sacks of wet cement… Oh! The humanity” Les Nessman.

    This was a good one and I now know how to count turkeys, but not if corn is grass…

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  6. Bat Masterson says:

    This one was GOLD.

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  7. Bill Millican says:

    I know I’m probably going to get jumped on for this comment, but cruelty to animals (in any form) is impossible for me to laugh at. I’ll have to pass on this short.

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