If you could pair up any two characters from two different MSTed movies, who would they be and why? Wouldn’t have to be limited to boy-girl romantic couples but that would be my first thought. I would pair up Paula from “The Violent Years” and Jimmy from “I Accuse My Parents.” These two delinquents could whine endlessly to each other about how they have too much money & privilege and that their parents ignore them, naturally leading to a life of crime.
I think Eegah and the She Creature might get along pretty well…shtemlo!
What’s your pick?
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The She Creature,the creature from Revenge of the Creature and the monsters from Horror of Party Beach invade a town where the sheriff is Joe Don Baker from Final Justice and by Beverly Garland from the Gunfighter with a gang run by Mel Torme from Girls Town and Moonie from The Beatniks and the bikers from The Hellcats and the Sidehackers.There’s a teen center where Don Sullivan from Giant Gila Monster and John Ashley from Eye Creatures hang out with music provided by Don,the band that played California Lady and the Beau Brummels from Village of the Giants perform at,too…whew!
A show featuring the skinny mother from Laserblast going on vacation with Stella from Devilfish, sort of like Samantha Brown’s trips on that Travel Channel show.
Have Prince of Space and Space Chief lead the F-104 Starfighter squadron to fend off alien attacks. Make sure Witkowski Jr. never gets transferred to a bomber squadron.
Invite Vi’s ghost from Tormented to live on ghost Marianne’s property from Screaming; Skull. She should bring boxes to help Mickey get organized.
Let’s get Mikey from Teenage Strangle together with Micky from the Screaming Skull.
I think Bart Fargo and Super Dragon would make a great action team. Especially if you put them up against Adam Chance from Agent From H.A.R.M. partnered with Neil Connery from Operation Double 007. Whoever loses, we win.
Pedro from Mad Monster could team up with Lobo, Torgo and Eegah; they could have a buddy movie driving across the country in Megaweapon, doing all kinds of unintended damage. Maybe Sam Casey and Buffalo Bill could attempt to mellow them out on the highway but they would be brutally destroyed.
OR I’m scared to posit that evil Suzy from Skydivers could get together in the same room with gravel-voiced Gloria from Sinister Urge and maybe Madame Estrella from ISCWSLABMUZ…who would survive?
Being a fan of superheroes, I’d want to see Pumaman & Diabolik team-up to take-down The Phantom of Krankor!
Dr. Carlo Lombardi and the Great Vorelli seems like an easy pick; I’m surprised no one else wen there. I’ve seen lots of team pairings, but how about the “Heroes Who Don’t Actually Do Anything” League featuring Skinny red-head from Squirm, Cal from This Island Earth, Witkowski from Starfighters, Paul Anka from Girls Town, and Frank from Zombie Nightmare? They could fight crimes by watching things happen around them without taking any action.
Either pair Lobo from the Unearthly with Lobo from Bride of the Monster just for a laugh
Or One of the 2 Lobos in a WWE style match against Ro-Man, plus include a wandering around contest between them
I admit Ive always wanted to see Manos against Monster A GO-GO too. Just when Manos gets the upper “hand”, the Monster just disappears, there was no monster and Torgo kidnapped Frank Douglas ! :)
I think Tang from “Women of the Prehistoric Planet” should be fixed up with Wanoma from “Jungle Goddess”. Imagine how painful it would be to listen to them converse.
I can imagine The Sinister Urge’s irrepressible Gloria living happily with the secretary, Tillie, from Bride of the Monster. Somehow I imagine them in a modest ground-floor flat with a little back garden, a few cats, and a living room littered with empty gin bottles and reeking of stale cigarette smoke. Charmingly littered and stinky, though, naturally. They’d mainly survive on Gloria’s dirty-picture-racket profits, and she would surely wear the pants in that relationship (she is one heck of an alpha-female, after all).
Big Stupid and Marv from High School Big Shot would live a few doors down, Big and Danny having split over Danny’s neediness and daddy issues. Big’s temper and Marv’s mousiness would cause some problems now and again, of course, but nothing that a couple of hours in their basement dungeon/’play’ room couldn’t temporarily alleviate, of course.
Sorry, was that too dark? :snicker:
Pitch and Dropo.
rcfagnan 106: don’t forget Steve Alaimo in the Do-nothing hall of heroes.
One last match;
Mr Krasker, THE DEAD TALK BACK , calls for an ‘escort’ and who happens to show up but Gloria from the SINISTER URGE. How is friend Krasker going to get out of this one?
John Agar and Pernell Roberts team up for a “Win Ben Stein’s Money”-type game show. As hosts, they get to tell people about everything all the time in their own inimitable fashion. Until they’re stumped by the meaning of the term “wry self-deprecating humor.”
Angelo from Terror From the Year 5000 is doing community service, when who should he spot at the superette on a prison work/release program, but Gloria from The Sinister Urge. Their eyes meet, it’s a recognition instantly of two kindred souls. Later, they open a mom-and-pop porn bookstore together.
Lembeck and Robert Denby team up as two tangential characters on the run in “Red Herrings.” They go to a bar and buy a paper from a newsboy who hawks papers in every bar in town. In the paper’s ad section, they find an apartment to rent while they’re laying low and hire a hysterical maid to keep it clean. Who will be introduced and dismissed next? Find out this week, in “Red Herrings!”
Oh, how could I have forgotten Lupita and Gamera? That’d get that poor kid some attention. “Gamera. I would like a pretty dolly. No, Gamera. It is wrong to steal. Stealing is evil and I want to be good. But maybe after you fight Gaos we will find a pretty dolly in the debris…”
Or maybe the huge woman from the SKYDIVERS party could invade the CREEPING TERROR mixer and start swinging men around. That’d liven things up a bit…
Let’s hook up the old crotchety guy in “The Attack of the Eye Ey Creatures” and Ann Margaret from “Kitten With a Whip”. He won’t be complaining about “smootchers” ever again!!
I think “Jack Frost’s” Grandfather Mushroom would make a delightful ingredient in Johnny Longbow’s stew.
Dr. Carlo Lombardi (The She-Creature) and Madame Estrella (TISCWSLABMUZ) – what a couple they’d make! After an evening of oily, bleary lovemaking she could accuse him of being a feeeeelthy piiiig and he could retaliate by making her “SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!”
# 115: Let’s have TWO old crotchety guys by teaming up the one from “Eye Creatures” with the old bartender from “The Crawling Hand”.
“No dancing. Not allowed. No smootching. not allowed.”
OK, picture this:
Moon from the Beatniks (Note: if we can’t get him, that Maynerd G. Krebs fellow from Dobie Gillis would do)
The Sheriff from Giant Spider Invasion
Steve Carlson from This Island Earth
Commander Lindsey March from Angel’s Revenge (Note: need to find him some long-suffering wife…)
Mae from SST Death Flight
and the girl from the sequel to Legend of Boggy Creek II
Together, marooned on a tropical island… oh, wait…
Hey one more. How about William Sylvester in “Devil Doll”, William Sylvester in “Gorgo”, and William Sylvester in “Riding With Death” team up as a hip detective agency that fights crime? Maybe they’ll leave Robert Denby alone and get those glasses cleaned!
I would like to see cooch from Sidehackers and the little four eyed kid from Teenage Strangler square off on a reality tv show trying to see who is the biggest sniviling crybaby.
But we need Judges, pick 3 different characters from movies of mst3k. Here are mine
1. Mickey ep912 screaming skull
2. Tommy ep303 pod people
3. Troy ep910 final sacrifice
Hmmm, how about Mikey From “Teenage Strangler” and the over acting maid from “Radar Secret Service” ?
Prince of space vs. Godzilla. “Your fire breath has no effect on AHHHHHH!” :)
Dr. Lawrence Morgant from Devi Fish and Ev from Giant Spider Invasion. Let the bender of all benders begin! :party:
Sinbad, Chase Winstead from ‘Giant Gila’ and Arch Hall Jr from ‘Eegah’ as the newest pop trio to sweep the nation!
or…
Lobo, Eegah, Ortega, the ‘Paper Chase guy’ from WotLW and the geeky Euro guy from TISCWSLABMUZ as the newest talk show sensation to sweep the nation!
Think about it, won’t you? Thank you.
I could see Lewis Moffitt from Ring of Terror and Hal Moffet from The Brute Man sitting on their toffets(?) discussing their college days…
# 125 – I think a better pairing would be Arch Hall Jr & Critter Jones. They’d be the next Lennon & McCartney! Throw-in Rick from Pod People and we almost have a decent band! We just need a drummer … and some talented musicians … and a decent singer.
#127: It stinks!
I’ll keep it simple… Mitchell meets Rowsdower: The Movie.
I’m a little late to this show, and would like to go a little out on a limb here, but I want to pair Sandy, the sleazy guy in the polyester leisure suit that dated Mrs. Forester to the dancer in The Brain (Head) that Wouldn’t Die that said “Nobody tells me to blow if I don’t want to.” A match made in heaven, or maybe that other place.
Torgo and Ortega. Ha! You’ll never be able to completely erase that image no matter how hard you try!