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New Short from RiffTrax…

I spent two years at culinary school learning to be a cheese moistener…

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  1. trickymutha says:

    Best investment of 99 cents I’ve made yet. Very funny.

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  2. Neptune Man says:

    Cheese moistener, sounds dirty.

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  3. losingmydignity says:

    There’s nothing like a wet wheel of Brie!

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  4. MissT3K says:

    All of those bare hands touching the food… Did they wash before leaving the restroom? I doubt it. Uck – I think I need to have a little lie down…

    Very funny riffs, though. :)

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  5. Raptorial Talon says:

    This is one of the best I’ve seen in a while. Pity it was only a little over 7 minutes . . .

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  6. losingmydignity says:

    “Give the panna cotte wings!” Nice.

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