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Weekend Discussion Thread: Menus for a “Dinner and a MST3K Episode” Night

Alert reader Jonathan writes:

Some friends and I are organizing a MST3K Dinner & a Movie Night and I was wondering as to what MST-themed dishes to serve with each particular experiment? So far I can only think of the food mentioned in “The Final Sacrifice” (Canadian bacon, cold Crazy Bread, beer). Since we want to make this an ongoing thing, what are some other good dinner and a movie combinations???

What comes immediately to mind is “I Accuse My Parents” along with a nice char-brolied hamburger sammich with french fried potato garnish, served with a loaded .38 caliber revolver on the plate. I trust you.

Your menu?

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  1. ck says:

    Wait a m inute! Why not just hire Ortega to cater a
    classy lunch? (Just make sure he doesn’t ash over the
    food).

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  2. Matthew Redwine says:

    @97 Don’t tempt me!

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  3. servoTron3000 says:

    Have to serve Rolling Rock and Schlitz with any meal.

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  4. bobhoncho says:

    #71 rino: Based on what happened to Fingal immediately after he drank it, I am thinking that “reconst” is some kind of drinkable stimulant/starter anaesthetic.

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  5. Big61al says:

    While watching the mole people you can eat mushrooms by flashlight!

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  6. jmafe says:

    So if you knew the lasagna was served in a pan from the movie “The brain that wouldn’t die” would you still eat it?

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  7. Th1rt3eN says:

    if your watching devil fish dont forget the satanic string beans and deep Luciferd potatoes.
    and remember when you take your sharktopuss fillets out of the oven let them rest for a minute for best results.

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  8. Canucklehead says:

    Invite your local policemen to your house, have em watch Indestructible Man, and offer them donuts! Then sign an agreement never to do that again…

    This post brought to you by new NummyMuffinCoocolButter spread. It’s so good, you can’t bear to even use it…

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  9. Joseph Nebus says:

    Oh! Duh. I forgot the most obvious one.

    The Creeping Terror goes with Thanksgiving. What other holiday is based entirely on stuffing yourself so full you feel an awkward teenage dance stuffed inside your carpet-remnant-based body?

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  10. Dwilesjr says:

    Godzilla Vs The Sea Monster with Gator tail and Lobster

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  11. Bob (NotThatBob) says:

    With “It Conquered the World” – Roasted carrots, and for desert, iced-cream in the most evil looking cone I can find.

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  12. MarcusVermilion says:

    With “Godzilla vs. Megalon”-Jiffy Pop. In the Invention Exchange Joel made himself a cheap DIY Halloween costume by putting aluminum foil around his head with baking tin around his neck. The result: A Jiffy Pop costume! One could also make popcorn from Orville Redenbacher as he & his grandson were parodied in a host segment from the same episode. “When are you going to die you twisted old ferret?”.

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  13. "Hotcha!" says:

    Watch War of the Colossal Beast with mexican food. Just be sure to PLEASE pass the sour cream!

    For Riding With Death how about a recipe called “Chive Turkey?”

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  14. RoperFurley says:

    Regardless of the episode, you’re not allowed to leave the party unless the Hamdingers are opened.

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  15. Cornjob says:

    For Thanksgiving: Teenage Crime Wave.

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  16. Steve Vil says:

    @106- Sure. It was disinfected in the fire.

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  17. I agree with “dish of ice cream.” Don’t tempt me! But if you must, make sure it’s CARNATION ICE CREAM!

    And while you’re watching The Final Sacrifice, it doesn’t matter what you eat as long as it’s FEWD!!!

       5 likes

  18. Cabbage Patch Elvis says:

    @113 – Chive Turkey sounds like a real stone groove. Stay mellow!

       1 likes

  19. PETE58 says:

    I have the perfect dinner and mst3k episode. Serve hamburgers with a side of chilli peppers and JC tea (ice tea) and watch side hackers (tums in case chilli peppers burn your gut)

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  20. rocketnumbernine says:

    Nobody wants hamdingers and “Mitchell”??? We’ll never escape at this rate! ;)

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  21. PETE58 says:

    or how about a bowl of kix cereal and wild rebels

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  22. codename zirconium head says:

    i agree with @83 about the fruit salad, but remember if you’re having pearl forrester over it can’t have any oranges… she can’t have oranges!
    i know! replace the oranges with walnuts!

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  23. codename zirconium head says:

    also for my namesake, serve lots of poi and canned goods… but remember not to actually EAT any of it.

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  24. billybkool says:

    Plate o’ walnuts and TOUCH OF SATAN followed by marshmallows over an open flame (get it ?) !

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  25. Torgo's Mom says:

    My friends and I do the same thing! We’ve had Italian pasta buffets when watching all the “Hercules” films (or any sword and sandal film, really), sushi for the Sandy Frank marathons, juicy beefy steaks for “Space Mutiny,” and for “The Magic Sword” and “Quest of the Delta Knights” it’s smoked turkey legs washed down with beer half-yards. There’s some great suggestions on here. I’ll have to steal, er, borrow them for future gatherings!

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  26. Get a few rotisserie chickens for ‘Pod People.’ Set out a few bowls of peanuts and milk.

    For dessert, bees on pie!

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  27. Fred Burroughs says:

    Still chuckling over the smoked loin special with Clonus. On top of Old Smokey indeed!

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  28. Mikey says:

    How about “Codename: Diamond Head” with a luau?

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  29. "Hotcha!" says:

    How could I forget? A ton of CHEESE is appropriate with any episode!

    And your pets can join in too! Be sure to give your cat some Pussy Nibbles if you’re watching City Limits.

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  30. crowtdan says:

    The Mole People w/ mushrooms, mushrooms and more mushrooms! Sorry if this has already been used!

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  31. Kitty Reed says:

    Be sure to use your blossomer and thigh master for thawing the meat.

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  32. Flying Saucers Over Oz says:

    But whatever you eat, make sure to engage in pleasent, unemotional conversation. It helps with the digestion.

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  33. Miss Mary says:

    Yes, remember, emotions are for ethnic people!

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  34. Miss Mary says:

    Oh yeah, and always cut the meat of the person to your left.

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  35. Jez says:

    Milk served at 60 mph for I Was a Teenage Werewolf, along with some “caaaaandy!!!”

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