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Weekend Discussion Thread: Quotes that Stuck with YouAlert reader David J suggests we discuss…:
For me, I’d have to go with “I’m the wind, baby!” What’s yours? 211 Replies to “Weekend Discussion Thread: Quotes that Stuck with You”Commenting at Satellite News
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#99 One of my favorite Mike zingers. :)
As I’ve noted before, at least once a week one of us looks at the other and says. “And if your hands were made of metal, that would mean something.”
Oh sure, I say it at work now and then with a big sigh at the end but they all think I’m on a different wave length anyway.
“The world is my college!”
“Old women always give me the creeps!”
“Here’s to you whiskey – guardian of all frustrated wives.”
“Good? He’s the BEST.”
“It Stinks!”
I might have missed it but I’m surprised “I had a beautiful miiinnnddd!” from Girl in Gold Boots wasn’t mentioned. I love that line but my favorite line in any movie ever is “You disgusting woorrrmmm” from Outlaw. I’ll watch the whole thing just to hear that.
Dick Courier – When Dick absolutely positively has to get there overnight!
They sense that I’m Peter Graves
I’m Peter Graves here at the University of Minnesota
Stock footage away!!
We can’t have nice things, our licorice ice cream cones melted
You know what my kids would say…”your not my real father”
I’ll poke Webb’s eyes out!!
A few more to add to my list, some mentioned already by others and some not:
– That thing cut me!
– Time for go to bed.
– (So-and-so) is weird, which results in creativity.
– Is creeps a verb or a noun?
– I don’t care!
– Why doesn’t Johnny care?
– So expedition begins with an X?
“Keep away from me, keep away~!”
“You know you want me, baby!”
And occasionally, “DEBBY!”
From San Francisco International “The answer my friend is blow it out your ass.”
I try to save these for the appropriate situation, but I’ve been known to blurt them out for no reason.
Whenever a vaguely purple car of any make is spotted: “Paint my muscle car prune color, please!”
Whenever the conversation turns to pop culture: “We like popular songs!”
Whenever someone does something they shouldn’t have: “He tampered in God’s domain” (In a nasally Midwestern voice, of course)
Whenever spotting someone inappropriately dressed/dancing: “She’s presenting like a mandrill!” (Hopefully out of earshot)
(#143) I do the same thing!
(#140) That’s one I just say for no reason at all. It seems to sum up anything.
Whenever I’m faced with a morality choice, I like to use the movie Santa Claus as a way to keep on the straight and narrow- “No, (cheating, stealing, etc) is bad, and I want to be good.”
Thank you Lupita (and Santa and Merlin and Jesus) for showing me the way.
These ALWAYS come up between my husband and I:
Boggy Creek II- “We’re going camping, and you’re gonna watch.” and “Hey, everybody, I managed to cram my ass into these shorts!”
Time Chasers- “It’s not gonna go too well if you know what I mean.” and “See you at community theater practice!”
I Accuse My Parents- “Hey, Cafe, I’ve heard of this place.” and “Jack Taylor’s got a GREAT place!”
The short “Is This Love?”- “Let’s go talk about our superior relationship.”
The short “Young Man’s Fancy”- “Call me Alex” “Zander Phipps.”
There are lots more, but I can’t stop feeling squishy. :-)
“And as we left the clam flowage…” First appeared in Swamp Diamonds, and was soon recycled several times by Tom, much to Joel or Mike’s dismay.
Five Pound Potty!
“I’m driving with my MIND.”
“Does just walking through it make you want to kill yourself? Well then it’s a High School.”
“He tried to kill me with a forklift!”
“Gamera is friend to all children.”
“My name is Cornjob.”
I saw the little creature.
“This door sounds brown.”
“I have a cat poster.”
“They blew up the Hitler building!” – Invasion of the Neptune Men.
“He’s the Prince of watching his space cushion.” – Prince of Space.
“Kicks, Baby. I did it for the kicks.” – Linda, Wild Rebels
2nd place: “And I had a pretty miiiiiiiiiind!!!” – Joanie, Girl in Gold Boots
“Glen was fifty feet tall!”– oh, that’s right, we all forgot!
“But i got a mantis in my pantis…”
from Diabolik: “Is that Stud coming?”
By this time my lungs were…well, you know the rest.
Crow riffing ‘Turn Rush Limbaugh Off,’ during “Teenagers From Outer Space.”
“Bite Me”
“I want to decide who lives and who dies!”
I find myself reciting Cornjob’s speech for no particular reason – “Now the next time if you are naughty again, I’ll shave your heads.” and also “I see, I see, I see.”
Also from Rifftrax’s version of Plan Nine the “You’re stupid minds” bit tends to pop into my head randomly.
As for the riffs virtually any of them can show up, but I do find myself singing Gorgo Boy quite a lot.
“Play Whipping Post!!” I’ve been using this one in and out of context for years now.
It is always a good time to channel your inner Alan Hale and yell out “Pudding!” for no particular reason.
Thor…yes it is very Thor !!!! from “Teenagers From Outersapce”
What am I the Shell answer man ? oh yeah. “Teenagers From Outerspace”
…I hope he said peanuts. “The Touch of Satan”
If you think he likes ham, wait until you see ME like ham !!!!! “Devil Doll”
I hung one out for fun. “Devil Fish”
…and my most quoted and named many times above
I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care !!! “Time of the Apes”.
There is quite a few that have stuck with me, that I use frequently.
Some that I’ve been using frequently recently: “Sorry, lentils” whenever there is a suggestive noise. “Here are some moo cows” whenever I see cows while doing long distance driving. “Coffee? I LIKE coffee!” when I’m offered coffee.
“That’s dirty!”
Haven’t read through them all yet, so not sure if these were mentioned, but I often find myself saying “FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE?!” from Clonus, and “CREEPER CREEPER CREEPER…YOU GIVE ME THE CREEPS!” from Brute Man.
As this thread is swiftly becoming a not-just-the-movie memorable quote thread, let me throw this one in from the opening host skit from Skydivers, when Mike does the spit-take and Crow remarks, “ooh, a noser!”
I don’t know if this has been done as a weekend topic: memorable cinematography from MSTed movies. The end scene on the rocks during Mixed-Up Zombies always gets me: it’s like they tried, and even if they botched it with the strange takes and uneven speed, it’s still an interesting location with some neat photography.
Sooo many crappy movies, so many crappy quotes!
-“You! You’re the one in my dreams of blood!” but it’s OK, everyone is in her dreams of blood!
-“You’ve got to inspect your horn, boy!” and wash it every day!
-“Want some?” :slap: :boom: “I want an answer!”
-“Puma? Puma!” and “Roxy! Roxy! Roxy!” and “Cabot! Cabot? Cabot!!”
-“I’m comeeeeeeeing!”
-“You look like a man who likes his trinkets!”
-“Shut up, Iris! Shut up, I say!”
-“Roses are green…violets are red…” I like to shoot heroin straight into my head!
and of course
-“I bet you were only children!!”
oh, I forgot one!
-:musicnote:”Leath-er Coat!”:musicnote:
Thanks to Pod People, whenever someone uses the phrase “He/She/It’s good”, I have to fight the impulse to respond, “Good? He’s the best!”.
Also, I have been known to break into a random chorus of “Normal viewww, normal viewwwww, normal VIEWWWWWW!”.
#186
“I don’t know if this has been done as a weekend topic: memorable cinematography from MSTed movies.”
A good idea. For example, there’s really some nice cinematography in Time Chasers.
(My personal favorite—the supermarket veggy aisle (well, maybe not).
Since my last reply was actually riffs, here’s a couple quotes that stick with me.
“Ah, ham. I love it.” -The Great Vorelli in Devil Doll (this one is said every Easter dinner)
“Stupid arrow!” -Colossus and the Headhunters
You’re all trying to get a rush on the Halloween season, aren’t you?
“Its interesting to watch a bottle baby defend her weakness.” Oh how I love that line, and that whole little booze infested scene.
“HI-KEEBA!”
…and I find it hard to not push a button without first uttering the words, “Push the button, Frank!”
I would have to go with Gypsy telling Crow that she doesn’t get him, and by the end of the conversation:
“Maybe it’s Servo I don’t get.”
“Ah! Like a zippo lighter without any flint.”
From “Indestructible Man”:
“I gotta take a big indestructible whiz!” –Tom Servo.
“We’re all out of toner!”
On many occasions Crow would say something like “You do it, I’m bitter”. I do not know why but that always stuck with me.
I also like, “Shut up, Iris” from Beatniks which I use when every I want someone to be quiet and “stop the nagging”!!
Doesn’t the fact that it’s universal make it international?
she’s one of those earth mother types…
Ortega taco shells are made from PEOPLE!
So the lesson is have sex with a fortune telling gypsy if she demands it
And soooo many more