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Weekend Discussion Thread: Catchphrase T-Shirts Update

First of all, thanks very much to everybody who has purchased one or more Catchphrase shirts. We hope you like them.

I thought some readers might be interested in which of our catchphrase shirts have sold the best. Here are the results:
• Two phrases tied for first place with eight shirts each (I’m not differentiating between white shirts, black shirts and “lady” shirts): They are “Watch out for snakes!” and “Trumpy! You can do stupid things!”
• Two phrases tied for second place with seven shirts each: “Your weapons are useless against me!” and “You do it. I’m bitter.”
• In third place, with six shirts sold, is “I wanna decide who lives and who dies.”
• Next, with five shirts, is “Brain has performed an illegal operation and has shut down.”
• And, at four shirts each are the following phrases: “If you’re like me, and I know I am…” “Your agonizer please!” “Focusing my attention on the good and the beautiful” “tHe MaStEr WoUlDn’T aPpRoVe!” “Rex Dart, Eskimo spy!” “Well! That could have gone better” “Brought to you by the Booze Council.” “Because booze really satisfies” “This is where the fish lives,” “Mom…’m I nuts?” “Time for go to bed!” “Turn down your lights (where applicable)” “Now, when you see pink, you’re gonna think: We’re doomed!” and, believe it or not, “You’re a stupid, smelly little dummy, who will never have ham.”
Of course there were phrase that sold three, two and one shirts, but I didn’t want to bore you with them all.

If you haven’t got the one you want yet, they’re still available!

And for this week’s discussion thread, I have two questions:

1. Are there any phrases that aren’t there, but that you would buy if they WERE there? and,
2. I want to add some Christmas catchphrases. Suggestions?

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  1. ck says:

    Oh, I just thought of another one

    WHAT DOES IT MEAN!

    (Preferably with a picture of a phone ringing).
    :grin:

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  2. kd says:

    For x-mas:
    “Santa’s a blade man, man” (Santa Clause Conquers the Martians)
    “Finally Christmas comes for Santa” (Space Mutiny)
    “Mrs. Clause and I have an agreement” (Space Mutiny)

    others:
    “Bloody Marys all around!” (Star Force 2)
    “You’re the hell here!” (Outlaw)
    “Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot, Cabot…” (Outlaw…again)

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  3. Cabot says:

    I know it’s too late, but…

    You’re all evil! I hope you have snacks!

    …or whatever that line is.

    And:

    I didn’t want to bungle or bobble the Fingal Dopple.

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  4. Lazlow says:

    How about: “Got the whole pig”

    It is a little obscure since it was an outtake from Poopie, but I have always loved the line and the way Trace delivered it.

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  5. Cabot says:

    Oh, and I know someone for whom a t-shirt that read “I keep Popular Mechanics tucked under my mattress” would be perfect.

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  6. Ryan says:

    Good old fashioned nightmare fuel.

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  7. Oops! Messed my line up. Should be:

    “Now that I’m driving, those caribou don’t stand a chance!”

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  8. Yipe Striper says:

    I’d still like to put in a request for:

    “You’re all evil, and I hope you all have snacks!”

    My wife wants one of these so bad…

    My Tickle me carlo lombardi shirt is getting so odd looks.

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  9. Yipe Striper says:

    I’d also like to put a request in for a shirt that says:

    “There’s something Arch Hall Jr. about her…”

    Thanks Sampo!

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  10. bartcow says:

    The nosewheel feels mushy.

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  11. Dr. Batch says:

    Fred Burrows, HELP ME!

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  12. J. says:

    :mrgreen:

    “Nobody gets me. I’m the wind.”

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  13. jfe says:

    Well I saw Krankor. But what about:
    STOP TALKING JOHNNY LONGBOW!!!
    I CAN’T….BUT I MUST……..
    PARTS OF THE JET JAGUAR SONG WOULD BE GOOD.

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  14. Cliff Weismeyer says:

    “Bring me the Puma Man!”

    “I take care of the place while the Master is away”

    “What sin could a man commit in a single lifetime to bring this upon himself?”

    “Push a button. Things happen. A scientist becomes a beast.”

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  15. jfe says:

    Gamera is really neat
    he is full of turtle meat
    we love you gamera!!

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  16. Dyne says:

    A bit late but this gem came back to mind last night while listening to Boggy Creek II:

    “My smoothie gives me great power!”

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  17. StarDustMaiden says:

    For Christams: Add my vote for “What’s in the pipe, Santa?”

    “Rowsdower” of course.

    “Hush boy, you’ll anger the Overlords.” I’d love to wear this to work – it’s a government office, need more be said?

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  18. Kitty Reed says:

    Just purchased ‘Leave the Bronx’ She particularly loves Escape 2000.

    Got her ‘No Springs’ as well. Coily creeps her out.

    I don’t where t-shirts with phrases. I don’t like anyone reading my chest.

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  19. BigRiggBlues says:

    In the spirit of Christmas and the new 20AE DVD set, a quote from Crow on “Werewolf”:

    “Dictator for Life: Santa”.

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  20. Dong/Thong says:

    I’d buy a shirt that says “you’re all evil and I hope you all have snacks”

    I’d completely forgotten about that episode… thing that couldn’t die, i think it was… i used to watch it all the time on an old tape… gotta dig through my stash tonight and locate it!

    good choice Yipe Striper!

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  21. Edwin B says:

    How about ‘Yipe Stripes’?

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  22. Dr. Batch says:

    For a Christmas shirt, from the Spring Fever short. “Merry Christmas you wonderful ol’ couch!”

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  23. Yipe Striper says:

    response to #71…

    I’m down with that!

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