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Weekend Discussion Thread: Your Favorite “Dark” Riffs

We discussed “Johnny at the Fair” this week, featuring plenty of what Joel calls “dark” riffs. You know what he means. So many to pick from.

I’m going with this from What to Do on a Date:

“Kay’s worked the kill floor. She knows where to deliver the blow.”

So what’s your favorite?

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  1. Into The Void says:

    “Johnny at the Fair” seems to have an abundance of dark riffing.
    Another…

    “A whiskery man hands him a small package; the first one’s free, he says.”

    Realistically, one could easily find a handful of humorously dark/quasi-dark riffs in just about any episode …funny, too, ’cause I tend to throw a disc or two in nearly every night, and since this topic has been up over the past few days, I’ve caught a handful. Stranded In Space, and Riding With Death, are two I’ve watched recently (mind you I’ve seen all of these gazillions of times) RWD especially has some inadvertently comical innuendo due to the fact that when it was made, certain sexual slang hadn’t gained cultural prominence, hence the whole ‘sleazy rider,’ riding up on your backdoor, and then the “mudflaps” response from Jim___whateverhisname is.

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  2. John Seavey says:

    Wow. I’m amazed, no references to “The Days of Our Years” yet. That whole short was one long, loving look at trauma and death, and Mike and the Bots responded by going to black comedy pretty much in self-defense.

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  3. Ray Dunakin says:

    Here’s one of my favorites from “Stranded In Space”:

    “If you have a husband in space, press one. If you have a dead husband in space, press two.”

    I think this was also from SIS: “Remember how he was alive? Well, that didn’t last.”

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  4. A Flat Minor says:

    Shots ring out but the people of Bosnia still go on with their peep shows

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  5. You see, son, we all die alone and afraid.

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  6. Brock Lee Rubberband says:

    Super Freak Out by Four Dead in Ohio Arts

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  7. goalieboy82 says:

    Visions of the Mekong Delta flash before Johnny’s eyes. also any Vietnam War joke seems dark.

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  8. Dan says:

    goalieboy82:
    Visions of the Mekong Delta flash before Johnny’s eyes.also any Vietnam War joke seems dark.

    From ARE YOU READY FOR MARRIAGE?: “(sound of machine guns) Marines, we are LEAVING!!… Sorry, I was back in DaNang for a second.”
    Or something to that effect.

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  9. The Grackle of Weltschmerz says:

    Ray Dunakin: Another, similar riff — I can’t remember which movie it was from, but there was a shot of a Venus de Milo statue, and one of the guys says, “Any farm kid, USA.”

    There’s also the line from Uncle Jim’s Dairy Farm: “We’ll send you that arm if we find it!”

    I also remember there being a spate of German air show jokes, in reaction to plane crashes or something similar, during season 2.

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