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A New Short from RiffTrax…

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  1. mst3kme says:

    Rifftrax is having a sale.

    St. Patrick’s Day at RiffTrax. Get 15% off with coupon code POTOFGOLD at checkout.

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  2. jay says:

    Not a single power tool for them to maim themselves with. Not even a light-weight ladies rototiller/husband toe remover.

       5 likes

  3. DarkGrandmaofDeath says:

    jay:
    Not a single power tool for them to maim themselves with.Not even a light-weight ladies rototiller/husband toe remover.

    I think people in the ’50s and ’60s were more resourceful. They didn’t need fancy power tools to chop off the random digit. Rototiller? Pshaw! Why bother when we have these easy-to-use sharp-edged hoes that will slice deep into a foot clad only in a thin sneaker! Electric hedge trimmer? Nah, we have heavy-duty garden shears for whacking off a finger or two!

    It was very nice of The Union Fork & Hoe Company to thank Jackson & Perkins Nursery for providing all the lovely gray plants, though.

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  4. Terry the Sensitive Knight says:

    Home Alone kid looks different than I remembered

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